JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 14:59:44

喜报：奥米克戎攻陷白京，已经隐匿传播了一周了，要复制沪国了

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[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:00:25

平子：哈人，我先润海南了

[-] DuneMeow | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:08:49

希望不要影响连任， 我恨减速狗

[-] Wintillnumb | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:12:22

什么千里投毒

[-] Quantum_communist | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:43:22

格局小了，五千里投毒

[-] educationalgoose | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:08:37

不是加拿大和姐姐汇合？

[-] nostalgiapcy | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 18:07:51

去美国看看女儿，去澳洲看看弟弟，去英国找前妻，什么润老嗨gif

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 18:18:05

以后run海南怕是不够，得住在军舰上了

[-] GJT11kazemasin | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 18:19:33

山本五十六惧怕陆军马鹿对其不利所以住在大和上是吧

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 18:20:47

其实是复刻宋高宗漂海上躲避金兵

[-] No_Tax9643 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 19:26:19

能不能别侮辱赵构

[-] GreatFireWaII | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 20:54:33

反转了，是《平家物语》

[-] Top_Cellist1343 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 20:56:38

安德天皇：我去龙宫了，怂狗滚

[-] mrsir1994 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 21:51:20

你以为中国为什么花那么多钱建空间站？

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 21:59:34

那不可能是这原因，进空间站是要专门训练的，体测技测都得过关

他要想躲起来有一万个更好的地方

[-] mrsir1994 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 22:00:38

you must be fun around parties....

[-] Horror-Entrance1274 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 00:03:29

四川绵阳大山里到处都是挖的山中基地，随便找个山头躲到驾崩。

[-] Informal_Mail_8656 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:36:37

什么沼气池

[-] Far_Breath7995 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 08:09:05

四川滴，绵阳滴，有没有绵阳江油滴，我是江油中坝滴，请问你是哪里滴

[-] MAVlS | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 00:47:44

红色警戒3是吧

[-] pp1924 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 00:50:15

空间站？Nod一导弹给你扬了

[-] shinshin2042 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 22:35:51

住在钻石公主号上

[-] horrible_rabbit | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 20:19:59

簡單建個中海南

[-] RemoteHoney | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 22:20:28

應該把海口設為陪都，然後封閉邊境不讓外省人進入

[-] Mr-Jeffery | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:30:38

别尬黑，海南度假中

[-] Tienxen | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 02:20:51

誒。還真是在“隱匿”傳播那會兒他就去了海南的。難道……？我哭（笑）死！

[-] Rentaro_Taki | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 08:34:07

沒準是早就得到消息，趕緊先跑了

[-] tonarinashi | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:00:59

前排收留百京继女

[-] 1989-1984 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:58:30

兒話音聽著就痿了

[-] Queasy_Molasses_3120 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 00:51:12

儿化音只要别太重标准普通话就还好，东百音我是真受不了，也不是地域歧视啥的，就真听着别扭

[-] BingChilling8964 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:01:08

平子亲自感染，亲自隔离，亲自核酸，亲自方舱，亲自得不到救治，亲自去世

[-] KlimWhale | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:14:29

要是包帝亲自感染后无症状痊愈了，对病毒无恐惧后放弃清零怎么办？我祈求病毒放过包子，让他对病毒永远恐惧，关死蜘蛛人gif

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:14:29

大海有风平浪静之时，也有风狂雨骤之时。没有风狂雨骤，那就不是大海了。

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[-] ruridmn | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:51:05

bot怎么雅起来了 味不对了

[-] HEX-XI | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:03:55

膜乎bot

[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:16:59

包帝好像没打疫苗吧，凳子都直播打了四针了

[-] Life-Try6909 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:55:53

破案了，包帝也打了辉瑞所以不好意思直播

[-] Zealousideal-Top2992 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:25:59

平子沒了的話那那誰來親自加速啊gif

[-] Quantum_communist | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:43:52

亲自活摘

[-] biewenwoshishei | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:59:12

亲自图支

[-] Flimsy-Platypus-1367 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:02:32

太好了，就是要让这群辣鸡制定政策的北京爷儿受受苦

[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:04:45

白金可是有重量级的支共达官贵人和红二代三代的，看看平子怎么办，不会又润海南亲自指挥去了吧

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:04:46

没有可以奉为金科律玉的教科书，也没有可以对中国人民颐使气指的教师爷。

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[-] Flimsy-Platypus-1367 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:10:27

只要能要北京人受苦我就高兴北京人活该受苦，北京市里的野蛮人死的越多我越开心

[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:13:18

北京是一座2188.6万人的大城市

[-] Flimsy-Platypus-1367 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:16:54

我可以这么跟你说，中国其他地方的人我都会伤心难过，但是唯独北京我不会北京爷都说了北京十二环在纽约在加拿大。北京人第一个掀起了文革，北京人第一个掀起了武斗，北京人一直都在北京受高考福利北京人两千万人死光，那他们活该如此那是报应

[-] Agitated-Abies6690 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:19:21

舒服了😌

[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:24:53

沪国的蝙蝠也该这样了

[-] Mr_unchained185 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:29:22

虽然我住北京，但是你说的是对的

[-] Flimsy-Platypus-1367 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:20:03

如果北京能被美国人核打击第二天我就当街上开香槟。如果北京人能世代被诅咒生不如死更好

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[-] RealisticPatient1982 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:19:35

同意，劳资就是在北京坐的牢，不过北京控制人确实有一手，估计要失望了

[-] Arisquotle | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:34:11

坐过牢还能润吗

[-] RemoteHoney | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 22:23:53

怎麼控制，還能超越Omicron傳播率?

想太多了

[-] Sbmodddd | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:03:16

终于到百京爷了，笑嘻

[-] Agitated-Abies6690 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:03:54

鼠人狂欢

[-] LobsterParty6916 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:05:04

这次是复刻上海还是强行共存呢

不管怎么选都有节目效果

[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:07:58

平子：先润海南再说，其他的红二代好死，早就想整整你们这群红二代了

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[-] Dvstation | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:11:42

红二代难道就不能润？

[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:13:46

除了已经在海外的二代，现在平子都不让润了

[-] sao0xijingping1 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:22:32

平子：“我宣布海南为临时首都”

[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:25:45

南海开战第一波先被炸死

[-] Full_Midnight_4943 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:44:37

如果海南也大范围传播病例了咋办？去亲征南沙群岛了？

[-] yangwenlich | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:30:51

平:润加拿大了 蜘蛛勿念

[-] Important_Ad9656 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 19:40:27

直接润去西藏，应那个什么净空法师说的菩萨果位去咯

[-] Ok_Goat1306 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:34:33

我宣布新海南联邦共和国今天成立

[-] JOLTEON__L | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:05:29

又可以开香槟了吗

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[-] BetDwarka | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:07:34

百京儿迪友：臭外地的又想怂恿我们造反了是吧？然后拱火，然后然后造反，你连我们百京儿爷的阴毛软硬都没摸清呢！哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！

[-] miniworld6324 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:10:54

你要是精神有问题就看看医生吧，别在这发一大串哈了

[-] SpamYummy | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:16:45

哈哈哈

[-] Queasy_Molasses_3120 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 00:53:18

你想表达什么

[-] Dry-Monk-6514 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 07:16:42

发病了？

[-] Icy_Collar6640 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:11:08

喜报喜报

[-] thierryhung | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:12:19

這是一個台階，趕快趁這次北京的機會放開吧

[-] Arisquotle | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:34:52

甚么减速人

[-] Justinisme33 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:12:56

接下来的剧情：全国医疗资源调到北京 北京封城 上海解封

[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:15:08

接下来的剧情，都怪北京地方政府，都怪地方政府，不要上升到中央

[-] Free_Singer6200 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:19:50

是都怪美国和资本，地方政府有牧羊犬和走资派

[-] Both-Echo8035 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:56:51

北京爷:草你妈的底层穷蛆，说谁是地方政府呢！gif

[-] dizhongdii | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 18:41:22

复刻深圳了

[-] Kikyo1984 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:13:30

平子：北京共存，上海清零。

[-] Arisquotle | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:37:11

瓶子怕得要死，怎么敢适度共存

[-] Kikyo1984 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:49:03

遷都海南

[-] RemoteHoney | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 22:25:04

接下來遷都南海島礁

[-] Darth-Xidious | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:14:21

奥密克戎超高致病率+更低致死率简直就是专门为了嘲弄共支防疫政策而生的

[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:17:41

蜘蛛：那肯定是美国为了嘲讽我们研制的生物武器

[-] Darth-Xidious | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:29:56

你别说，前一阵子去内网看了一圈，很多紫蜡烛都相信是美国投毒

[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:32:44

确实是这样啊，99%的紫腊猪相信每个投毒

[-] Accomplished-Box2389 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:42:36

蜘蛛心里估计也是清楚从武汉来的只是死鸭子嘴硬

[-] Important_Ad9656 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 19:45:46

早就记忆篡改成德克士汉堡投的毒了，子蜡烛说话真看不出来心里有b数

[-] socialcredit_1984 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:01:23

毕竟是xi病毒🦠专为平平设置

[-] Able-Equivalent-8740 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:44:20

是美帝的全活性疫苗泄漏了

[-] EquipmentDry3230 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:15:31

北京，请开始你的表演

[-] presleyyi | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:21:58

开心开心开心～芜湖～

[-] Broad-Mine-9400 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:26:56

不许欺负我们蓟国人！😡😠😡

[-] Winne11 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:26:59

加油加油，加速攻入西山指挥所那就更过瘾了

[-] Ok_Philosophy7893 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:28:17

难怪广C推选瓶子呢，真要迁都了

[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:33:31

平子迁都到广C🐒山去嗯造两脚羊喽

[-] RemoteHoney | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 22:26:07

親自佈署，親自武鬥

[-] Necessary-Cut1753 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:09:35

嗯造狗肉

[-] Many-Vacation-2063 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:29:22

万一从北京开始共存，那岂不是减大速了，瓶子立刻回海南并且下令封锁死北京！

[-] Capable-Echo-5549 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:29:28

六万了武警

[-] Secret_Cheesecake888 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:30:37

公平 公平 公平 还是他妈的公平

[-] hanegawa | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:33:39

快进到幽燕尼亚独立

[-] Inner-Sprinkles-1754 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:19:03

特殊地区特殊安排，你看上次二环直接封完了

整个大致的报告，封封屁民，然后和下面支一声说持某级以上的工作证件可以随意出入什么的

[-] cietkou | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:48:15

文革武鬥、坦克碾人還是北平首當其衝呢

[-] ProfessionalBuyer517 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:33:58

终极宅男，进化！

[-] Mammoth-Bat926 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:35:20

瓶子这回去西沙群岛

[-] abe303 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:36:13

这新闻比1小时22分速通还鼓舞人心

[-] Traditional-Gap-9954 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:45:17

智將刑平 先潤到海南了

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天行健，君子以不强自……强不息。

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[-] dffgfh_4368 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 15:46:44

平子：该迁都了

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最后一捅开溅得我满脸喷粪啊，满脸是粪。

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[-] 1989-1984 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:00:25

別啊，瓶子不能連任怎麽辦？上哪找這麽好的加速師

[-] Electronic-Brush-453 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:03:29

来，这次我看他们怎么甩锅地方

[-] JAUKUS983 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:07:43

当然是党内有内鬼了

[-] Electronic-Brush-453 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 02:53:10

我替兔友想一个

“灯下黑”嘛

[-] hanegawa | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 22:01:21

反转了，北京市政府也是地方政府

[-] all730 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:03:38

在习特勒以及小强都出去视察不回来，并且那个女人待上海20多天了吧？

我就知道北京肯定沦陷，这群货色最怕死了

[-] CuSO4_ | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:10:13

快进到拔老干部氧气管

[-] Tsukino_henpei | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:25:14

哦吼，开香槟咯

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[-] Mr_unchained185 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:27:10

马上开始屯粮，这样就看着外面🕷️挨饿，自己却住在四层小堡垒过舒服日子咯，顺便备两瓶🍾️

[-] ChampionshipIcy1888 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:10:16

你家还蛮大的

[-] xingpingwcnm888 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:33:35

糙了，平子20大不会改海南开吧？

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[-] ChampionshipIcy1888 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 05:10:28

无限期推迟

[-] Ok-Plan2309 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:40:17

才一周啊

[-] Accomplished_Tie_333 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:44:25

活动来到了一个新的高潮！

[-] iillaws | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:47:30

嘿嘿，老百京也也逃不过喽

[-] Human-Drama-2689 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:49:15

你才收到消息？没看杂种书记跑海南去了

[-] Every_Elevator_615 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:49:21

干掉所有中南海恶心人的狗官狗头子

[-] packWolf77 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:50:59

百京欢迎恁

[-] OiHann | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:59:37

本周唯一的好消息。

坏消息是 包子跑去南国岛上度假了。

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 16:59:38

没有可以奉为金科律玉的教科书，也没有可以对中国人民颐使气指的教师爷。

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[-] Odd_Awareness7739 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:00:03

老天开眼

[-] Savings-Elk4387 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:01:19

坐标百京 明天出去多逛逛😋

[-] deah12 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:04:33

我日

[-] Leo_wong_2020 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:10:03

鞭炮庆祝搞起来！

[-] kratos9394 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:14:09

要提前开香槟了吗

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:14:10

好死，开香槟咯🍾🍾🍾

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[-] Hopeful_Tale_1934 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:18:26

坦克装备火焰喷射器烧死所有阳性

[-] ccpisforshit | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:32:52

支麻各大城市一个一个来是吧

[-] -Renne- | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:37:01

谁还记得奥密克戎原本应该叫xi变种

[-] BeforeSaturday | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:43:10

这是不是大的来了

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:43:10

《大的来了》是荒诞戏剧的代表作。以几个鼠人苦等“大的”，而“大的”不来的情节，喻示人生是一场无尽无望的等待，表达了世界荒诞、人生痛苦的存在主义思想。它发生的时间地点都是模糊的，布景也是一片荒凉，他们一边等，一边用各种无意义的手段打发时光。他们经常显得头脑一片混乱，缺乏思维能力，尤其是极度地惧怕孤独。当有人询问“大的代表什么”时，鼠人们说：“我要是知道，早就说出来了。”

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[-] Swimming_Ad_4903 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 18:08:14

Bad bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 18:08:14

没有教养的东西，怎么说话的

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[-] Impossible-Cut3788 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:40:17

good bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:40:17

Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

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[-] xiaobaigaosan | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:57:21

新词：隐形传播

[-] Jealous-Return9136 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:57:36

前几天开玩笑我说万一全国都有了 瓶子带几个人坐飞船去太空指挥把 我朋友说 拉倒吧 就是瓶子那身体 上太空上个楼都费劲

[-] OrphenOfKos | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 17:58:16

快再来一个强力变种 多封几年

[-] Moist_Scientist_5467 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 18:05:42

笑cry 最好是直接按下暂停键跟武汉肺炎刚暴发那会，全狆蝈🔒两个月

[-] antiZhiNa | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 18:21:08

坚决支持全汁静态管理保证平子连任

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 18:21:09

谷爱凌爱吃馅饼，外国人爱吃饺子

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[-] TyronYoung47 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 20:47:58

等着复刻一波五月之声，Speed Up！

[-] SelectionMiddle529 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 20:48:00

六月四日給每個大白一輛坦克抓出門買菜的人？

[-] Opposite-Storage-670 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 21:17:20

Lfgggggggg

[-] lckaj | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 21:58:43

重大利好

[-] Comfortable-Bet9796 | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 22:03:22

平子南巡中，少话

[-] JustAnAvgRedditUser | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 23:00:45

平子：每死一个赵我就少一个竞争对手，赢麻了

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 23:00:45

天行健，君子以不强自……强不息。

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[-] necklesssock | 1 points | Apr 23 2022 23:26:03

什么好事成双

[-] Mirrorsbalalala | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 00:23:42

清！大清特清！

[-] stohgnice | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 00:24:38

登登登登登登灯，登登登登登登，登登登登登登，登登登登登登等

[-] wiselau | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:07:39

白京欢迎你，扛两百斤麦子十里地，那就是不換肩的总书计

[-] the_psycholist | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:17:21

北平要淪陷了

[-] beefcubefrenchstyle | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:21:29

先饿死那帮不同意又没有举手的老干部。

[-] AsgardScientist | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:23:18

好似🍾🍾🍾

[-] xijinping_xi | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 01:32:22

在海南吃喝嫖赌中，少话

[-] thepitchmanqwuf | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 02:17:56

全国山河一片白，十年大开放正式开始

[-] myduty233 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:08:46

北京不会像上海那样，之前去北京玩，街上很多警察执勤，维稳能力比上海强很多

[-] BrotherJing_8964 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:34:16

上海市政府暗中对抗中央，所以才闹成现在这样！

现在北京也来了，不得不说小粉红的嘴简直开过光……

[-] Beneficial-Ad9 | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 03:59:57

别，北京封城，那可能最后就选择共存了

[-] XT-X | 1 points | Apr 24 2022 10:56:21

好似