edke00 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 17:48:57

哇塞，我支21年居然增加了48万人，好厉害啊

https://i.redd.it/1ci5t0pb8jt81.jpg

[-] FriendshipPitiful719 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 17:50:22

他真的我哭死

[-] Practical-Rope-7461 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 17:51:28

开香槟咯，我们中国又赢了。

[-] Last-Ad-4167 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 17:51:29

12年是拐点

[-] Particular_Daikon_87 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 02:18:40

其实16年的房价大翻倍才是

[-] JadeWuCuiyan | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:55:13

为什么16年房价会涨那么多 我还以为只有我们这里这样

[-] ddclbk | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 04:17:10

涨价去库存

[-] OmbakataraL | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 11:22:01

家人们能说说为什么12年涨了那么多嘛

[-] KWJisTrash | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 17:53:11

感謝無數董某的努力

[-] 2005002000 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 17:54:13

今年可能就要负增长了

[-] wsdfaedaw | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 18:56:11

放心 永远不会负增长 lim n-&rt; inf 48万/n 也是正数

[-] xaonanbei650 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 20:37:38

你认为瓶子懂高等数学？

[-] Shoddy_Engineering17 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 21:19:59

统计局懂就行

[-] hypobolicity | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 20:55:44

liminf n 增长人数(n年) &rt;=0

[-] Sager_Forever | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:42:44

几何级数，中国人口回增长到无限，赢

[-] Swimming_Ad_4903 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 06:55:22

什么下极限

[-] Key-Mud-6810 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 23:44:43

反转了，是 \lim_{T -&rt; \infty}{ \sum_{n=1}^{T} n^{-1} } = \infty

[-] iacz489 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 00:24:31

學術臨時工的階級本能暴露了XD

[-] saki__ | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 01:16:44

Reddit的markdown不支持latex吗

[-] Far_Breath7995 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 12:08:20

透，当浪友大脑都有渲染程序是吧

[-] redditplzdontbanme2 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 17:54:18

开放三胎导致人口极速下降

[-] Practical-Rope-7461 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 18:00:02

我觉得是年轻人逆反心理太重，本来只能生一个非要反抗就多生。现在让生三个反而不生了。

建议请陈全国总书记搞个再交配营。

[-] Anaaser | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 21:54:20

滑了 主动申请去交配营榨精

[-] Practical-Rope-7461 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 22:58:35

只要掌握了母猪配种技术，就能当工头！

[-] golangolang | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 14:05:00

简单来一个电刺激射精+人工受精

[-] Zealousideal_Mix7639 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 13:13:33

年轻人反抗多生可还行85+基本一个孩子吧

[-] abe303 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 17:54:31

腊姐图纸只图出两年负增长，真图还看今朝！

[-] Jaded-Craft-5763 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 01:57:16

就61年一年吧

[-] abe303 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:15:26

是吗，我看的数据60年也是，总之腊肉挺无能的，为非作歹还图不动，支性倒是创造新巅峰

[-] Jaded-Craft-5763 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 14:36:52

时代问题，那个时代生育率必然高

[-] abe303 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 14:39:15

麻雀都能杀那么狠，计生提前十几年算什么。要是新千年人口结构跟现在一样我们现在说不定已经得救了

[-] Julian6669 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 17:55:37

480,000 newborns over the past year, while having a population of 1.3 billion. What a joke.

[-] ThrowawayforCLTV8964 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 18:04:58

It’s certainly not a bad thing

[-] Julian6669 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 18:07:24

You could have sounded more native if you used "it's no big deal."

[-] ThrowawayforCLTV8964 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 19:02:38

I’m not sure if “sounding more native” is a big concern of mine. I can tell that you try hard to “sound native” though. Which state do you live in anyway?

[-] Julian6669 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 19:24:52

I live in Peking, ZhongNanHai.

[-] ThrowawayforCLTV8964 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 19:35:26

I thought you’re an elementary school graduate, but you speak English so well. Impressive, Mr. Xi!

[-] Julian6669 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 19:38:08

I received my Juris Doctor degree from Tsinghua University.

[-] fair_j | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 00:23:51

Since you've attained highest scholastic achievement possible, maybe you can start working on your interpersonal skills.

[-] ThrowawayforCLTV8964 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 19:36:17

Also you could’ve just said “I live in the state of depression” for more 节目效果😭

[-] Julian6669 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 19:40:33

Okay, I live in the “state of despair and melancholy’” then.

[-] ThrowawayforCLTV8964 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 19:49:47

吃几个馅饼饺子就好啦🥵

[-] EdSmorc | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 01:57:31

How does “it’s certainly not a bad thing” sound unnatural in any sense? nd they dnt even mean the same thing anyway? imagine an American wannabe being a grammar nazi, go touch some grass kid

[-] Julian6669 | 1 points | Apr 16 2022 09:38:59

I mistook the word “bad” for “big.

[-] Julian6669 | 1 points | Apr 16 2022 09:39:30

And you are making this very personal.

[-] EdSmorc | 1 points | Apr 16 2022 18:07:13

missed the part where that’s my problem

[-] spidermustdie1984 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 19:15:37

I’d say it’s lovely, brings tears to my eyes 😂

[-] xianffenf | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 23:37:22

你们在中文社区看到突兀用自己母语的人不烦吗？还贴上去用他的语言回复🙄

[-] XiYiZun1953 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:00:42

最起码用中英双语

[-] Rachekocht | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 05:20:00

他不是习近平吗？母语应该不是英语

[-] Weimar19 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 17:56:40

快请董志民担任国家总理

[-] Murky_Pop_1644 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 18:04:24

支持新增人口动态清零

[-] Able_Appearance_8855 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 18:06:40

统计局精修数据还这么难看，建议多来点董某大生特生

[-] fkxjpfk | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 18:36:57

2022: 图支元年

[-] riuko719 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 18:49:22

今年肯定负了，编才编了48万

[-] Dr_FuManchu_Official | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 18:59:11

这下艾尔迪亚安乐死了。

[-] jiuwok | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 00:41:47

什么邢平·耶格尔？

[-] crazy_universality | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 09:01:09

答案是吉克平格尔，疫苗都是他的脊髓液，美国人打过来的时候他坐在中南海吼一声，🕷全部变成无垢巨人迎战美利坚

[-] Fearless_Comedian_23 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 19:04:33

大佐！

[-] Confident-Screen-707 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 19:12:40

董；别尬黑，今年我也没生

[-] GroundbreakingGap401 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:45:31

董：笑嘻了，又不是我的种

[-] antiZhiNa | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 19:50:00

特别生育行动

[-] xianffenf | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 23:35:26

吓人

[-] aaronchangchi | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 00:36:38

什么齐奥塞斯库

[-] -Ankier- | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 20:13:58

可以和杜蕾斯合作啊，人口嗖嗖的就上去了

[-] Maolarow | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 23:32:17

中国特供版杜蕾斯储精囊上都有针眼是吧

[-] catpat2 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 20:17:12

稳中向好

[-] PapayaIntelligent993 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 20:45:32

这48万将地球上最幸运的孩子，我们祝福他们！

そして、その子供達に

おめでとう

[-] Used-Ad-8388 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 02:31:48

什么e va

[-] dffgfh_4368 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 22:11:15

真正的屠支大佐

[-] RemoteHoney | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:03:57

治未生

[-] liveybraen | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 23:05:04

计划生育政策大成功！

[-] Confident_Ease_9148 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 23:18:53

假数据都做成这样，可想早就负增长了

[-] Maolarow | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 23:30:22

丁香医生屁股歪了

[-] Necessary-Cut1753 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:15:10

寻衅滋事

[-] DuckDuckm | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 23:31:18

还是生太多 油门继续踩不要停

[-] abe303 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 00:28:52

是真的多。又生了一千万，我真想不通这帮人都到这个地步了怎么还能生这么多

[-] Key-Mud-6810 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 23:42:34

统计局东凑西凑终于凑出40万

[-] sinajin1 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 00:07:26

无痛图纸，他真的好温柔😭

[-] xijinping_xi | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 00:58:27

别听微博的，主席根本没有发布这种东西，这些都是骗人的，假的，根本没有48万人

[-] PrincipleAmbitious24 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 01:13:09

净增长：假如前年1千万新生儿、那么去年就是一千零48万、这就是零增长、

[-] Anonymous_4337 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 11:09:38

要减去死亡的

[-] yougothehell | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 01:20:43

公安局的数据比统计局的少了1百多万，所以实际已经出现负增长

[-] Dry-Toe-8542 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 01:34:35

全是假的，中国人口早就跌破14亿了，甚至连13亿都不到。老子人口学读研写的论文根本没任何意义回归根本回归不出来我操你妈

[-] Basic_Monk_7518 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 02:00:59

差不多专业，我他妈论文也是差不多，我按照以有的婴幼儿出生数据和、毛入学率和疫苗接种率(有的疫苗必打)，算出来人口应该在13.3左右，可能不太准确，但新增人口在2018年就开始下降或者不增长了。

[-] Dry-Toe-8542 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 02:35:21

握手握手，话说你真是北大的哇

[-] Basic_Monk_7518 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 02:57:21

你也是？ 我是叉院的？

[-] Practical-Rope-7461 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:22:12

收网了，同志们给我上！

[-] Basic_Monk_7518 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:23:33

人在墙外

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[-] Practical-Rope-7461 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:25:46

又扑空了，对不起陈全国主席的栽培！

[-] Dry-Toe-8542 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:46:06

什么东西删掉了？

[-] Dry-Toe-8542 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:45:56

发生什么事了

[-] Practical-Rope-7461 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:52:28

“别看今天闹得欢，小心今后拉清单” 安全上网，拿到绿卡/国籍之前不要透露个人信息。

[-] Difficult-Sleep-7060 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 15:30:25

十三亿太多

[-] pussyshinapig | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 01:41:52

有瓶儿图纸多吗

[-] Ok_Satisfaction_732 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 01:45:35

🐷是真鸡巴能生

[-] DriedFish101 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 02:00:31

对14亿人来说， 增加48万等于没增加， 建议多注水。

[-] kiki_sama_233 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 02:00:54

文明屠杀🕷️人，这波我站瓶子

[-] 105VS106 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 02:29:52

你们只看到了48w的新增人口 而我看到了即将有48w的可怜人诞生在这片罪恶的土地上😫

[-] Winnie_Xijingping | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 02:44:12

你妈平子上来就不好好生了是吧 给我上铁链⛓️

[-] RemoteHoney | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:00:52

看現在這種態勢，22年還會更低

[-] LSkwyn | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:09:43

刀又要磨快点了

[-] AdCreative8674 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:17:34

在十年內可以降兩個數量級也是蠻猛的

[-] destroy_xjp | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 03:37:40

软图纸

[-] Late-Enthusiasm1599 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 04:19:58

還是屠少了。

[-] y2pp | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 04:52:16

我猜从2011年就开始伪造了 从2011年到2021年两点连条线 应该是中间这几件真是的增长率

[-] y2pp | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 04:52:44

这几年真实

[-] Ok_Sea_9915 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 06:53:23

习近平真的挺小学生的，供给端出了问题只想着从需求端开刀解决问题。从来不想想中间哪些环节出了问题。

[-] EmbarrassedAnt6 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 09:04:42

瓶子他一向是沒所謂的

[-] SummerFlooding7 | 1 points | Apr 15 2022 09:22:40

丁香医生恶意统计！