打架怎么打？

zhongguonanren | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 08:54:04

打架怎么打？

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[-] Ok-Bad-1632 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 08:55:49

带刀

[-] Witty_Quarter6112 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:24:58

不如国产神器U型锁

[-] Mundane_Skin5138 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 08:55:55

对着牛牛狠狠一脚，谁先踢中谁就赢了

[-] chinobuta | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:06:01

沒有牛牛豈不是不敗？難怪東方不敗！

[-] Competitive_Bonus_86 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 08:59:57

先学挨打，然后掏枪

[-] Anon-VK | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:10:47

先约架，然后在对方来的路上开泥头车撞死

[-] MrSparkle0x19c | 1 points | Apr 25 2022 14:35:41

鹤皋

[-] Ken_Ayazaka9001 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:10:49

打什么架，自己配一罐辣椒喷雾不就好了

[-] GreatFireWaII | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:12:56

“刚才外边人多”

[-] Witty_Quarter6112 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:26:54

肘击力量往往比拳头大的多，真要下狠手就往脸上干

[-] zhongguonanren | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:46:39

他45岁我20

[-] stockings_kat | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 12:49:58

你爸？

[-] zhongguonanren | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 12:55:25

扰民邻居

[-] Witty_Quarter6112 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:28:10

可以参考参考恶俗维基的真人快打条目

[-] psycholifeline | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:38:07

改锥扎他

[-] Dry-Site-9467 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:42:14

是北方人吧

[-] psycholifeline | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:42:38

对

[-] Dry-Site-9467 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:45:17

来抓你了

[-] psycholifeline | 2 points | Apr 14 2022 09:51:45

呜呜呜

[-] Witty_Primary | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:45:12

打牛子

[-] firechimpchimp | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:45:48

一对一体重差不多的会摔跤的有优势，你是瘦猴我建议你直接跑。

[-] zhongguonanren | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:49:01

确实瘦猴，我20岁，对手45岁，对手也不胖

[-] firechimpchimp | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:59:13

那学几招蒙古摔跤去打吧

[-] Hypochondriasm | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:46:06

不是冲要对方的命去打什么架

[-] zhongguonanren | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:52:47

过于凶残就不好了

[-] hearthebell | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:55:52

把天赋都点在力量上

[-] little_pink_num9067 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 09:57:32

道具赛就拿铁棍零基础裸猿大战就护头躬身击打对方腹部，不要用脚，处于劣势就上牙齿

[-] zhongguonanren | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 10:14:12

为啥不要用脚，他用脚踹你怎么办？

[-] HongDiChangMaoXiang | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 10:31:07

抱腿拽倒

[-] First-Extension-642 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 10:03:41

打架还用教，你要是想让他死就带刀往脖子扎，不想让他死就往胸口狠狠来一拳，要是非常恨他就往脸上吐口浓痰然后往裆下狠狠来一脚。千万不要打脑袋，脑袋太硬，手疼。

[-] HongDiChangMaoXiang | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 10:34:07

带致命节奏越A越快

[-] philosophy9math | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 18:43:32

撸批滚啊

[-] AmonOdins | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 12:01:03

打肚子別打頭

[-] Xingping8964 | 1 points | Apr 14 2022 14:57:24

学打架不如学跑路