[-] shushu8964 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 05:50:09

拐零喜欢吃馅儿饼外国人也喜欢吃饺子

[-] 2005002000 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 05:58:42

什么晋惠帝，啊不，侮辱晋惠帝了

[-] Some_Ad_6446 | 1 points | Apr 09 2022 03:40:16

全都是南凤做的我什么也不知道

[-] Available-Comfort362 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:10:15

小学生都不如

[-] stevezh64 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:43:00

最高指示：全国人民以后4月8号必须吃馅饼

你问我大吃饱年代哪来的馅儿？七楼的两脚羊你不认识？反正不吃后果自负

[-] zhao-xina | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 15:00:45

Don’t eat me

[-] NewBella | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 17:55:46

good bot

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Apr 09 2022 00:48:42

I'm a good n-word

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Apr 09 2022 00:48:22

想吃🐻肉饼却发现想吃的人排成了长队能绕地球三圈

[-] pppidid | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:27:20

什么当代李白

[-] Just-Resident99 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 08:08:07

只要脱离本本全是金句

[-] BreadfruitWinter2294 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 09:40:53

中国特赦社会主义表扬👍

[-] kiritotv3 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:38:17

谷爱凌速速通商宽衣

[-] antiZhiNa | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 13:26:56

傻逼小学生说的什么几把

[-] GreatFireWaII | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 05:51:30

一张嘴金句就来，适合演美猴王

[-] GoirieTakumin | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 08:10:22

扛两万斤金箍棒，十里山路不换肩

[-] GreatFireWaII | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 08:35:48

这下耳朵里塞定海神针一个跟头十万八千里了

[-] GoirieTakumin | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 15:34:12

我看是塞屁眼里一突开啊满脸喷粪

[-] Pooh8964 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 09:42:05

谁才是国家主席啊（战术后仰）

[-] k0ug0usei | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 05:53:56

通商宽衣

[-] gugugu123w | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 09:48:57

金科律玉

[-] XiYiZun1953 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:30:45

不强自息

[-] Huluwahah | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 13:53:07

不强自自强不息

[-] kiritotv3 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:49:24

颐使气指的教师爷

[-] NewBella | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 17:57:18

老人瞻仰

[-] MaryLau0000 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 19:33:42

萨格尔王

[-] 8964TankMan | 1 points | Apr 09 2022 02:02:52

妄自尊大

[-] XijinpingsDeadbody | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 05:54:50

撒胡椒面儿！

[-] Classic_Objective831 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:07:22

热干面~加油~

[-] Far_Law_2000 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 05:57:48

金科律玉律

[-] Free_Buffalo4232 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 05:58:01

功成不必在我

[-] Classic_Objective831 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:07:35

我在必不成功

[-] WeightOk176 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:27:45

严重怀疑这句话的写手是故意的

[-] fkxingping | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 09:45:19

生产总值万八千

[-] XiYiZun1953 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:31:48

十里山路不换肩

[-] Traditional_Yak7646 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 15:48:43

央视说：格萨尔王

[-] noisyupstairs8964 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:32:46

十里山路不换肩

[-] Esuccp | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 05:58:22

精甚细腻

[-] Fit_Fun117 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 05:58:52

吃饱了没事干。

[-] pau11ennon | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 17:21:22

撸起袖子加油干

[-] Ok-Development4194 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 05:58:59

金句这么多，小本本写的下吗

[-] No_Advance_1537 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 05:59:33

山再高，往上攀

[-] pengliyuanyyy | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:21:10

以后都得拉清单

[-] XiYiZun1953 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:34:00

原文是“今后”，再复习一遍吧。

不同意的请举手，没有没有没有！

[-] noisyupstairs8964 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:34:36

不同意的请举手，没有没有没有

[-] WTF_Lilbri185 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 05:59:59

不说了，睡大觉

[-] kiritotv3 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:49:46

通宵达旦的干

[-] BusinessIssue8477 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:02:59

这个我会大海掀翻小池塘

[-] ProhibitComment | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:05:27

什么疯狂宇宙🌌

[-] Theunseenblade69 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:19:52

別看今天鬧得歡，小心今後拉清單

[-] Program-47 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:21:29

头上三尺有神明，这些都是要应验的！

[-] Villoweck | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:27:41

平子又造心梗给大伙玩啦

[-] Octane3610 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:33:33

撒胡椒面

[-] sagerkingg | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:39:40

亲自讲话亲自造梗

[-] Forward-You-7610 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:44:28

颐使气指

[-] socket1918 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:46:36

两个亲自

[-] Antique_Ad5679 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:50:00

不做了睡大觉

[-] CHEN_Bowen | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:50:34

唐

[-] neo4life01 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 06:54:07

为热干面加油，为生煎包加油，为炒冷面加油

[-] Classic_Objective831 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:01:11

炒冷面太雅了吧，应该是臭大酱加油！

[-] Mickeymousedick7 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 13:43:19

不如臭大便加油！

[-] tamechinchilla | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:02:51

十里山路不换肩

[-] Extension-Variety-60 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:02:53

萨格尔王

[-] emn9Oc3Jkz | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:07:51

金金金金金

[-] Numerous-Shop1812 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:08:39

要算大账，后面爺忘了

[-] United-Put-7127 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:10:48

疯狂宇宙

[-] MichaelsFunding | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:23:20

寬衣解帶，雞巴拿來。

[-] Arisquotle | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:27:39

谷爱凌喜欢吃馅饼～

[-] tracyXTMAC | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:29:45

包子这个文盲可能都没意识到，他那句“怪0喜欢吃馅儿饼，外国人也喜欢吃饺子”很容易就可以被理解为“包子钦定怪0国籍为外国人”。

字不认识，断句也不会断，又要贡献辱包心梗了。

[-] Mammoth-Bat926 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:34:22

不仅在于找准合作之道，关键在于找准合作之道。

[-] XiYiZun1953 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:35:08

目标追求贸易逆差冰棒外交

[-] Everythinggotaprice | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:39:59

睡大覺

[-] Brutus831201 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:43:58

滯那人沒有一個是無辜的我要屠8000萬

[-] Classic_Objective831 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 08:02:26

这是陈大佐的发言啊

[-] Able_Appearance_8855 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 07:51:06

黄金圣水泡的句子

[-] Fearless_Comedian_23 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 08:00:10

你妈大逼人人插，左插插，右插插

[-] doni_lee | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 08:01:33

精甚細膩

[-] Such-Palpitation4344 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 08:06:10

水平是真他妈低，很好奇他的大脑构造，怎么能说出这种话

[-] yelantian | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 10:23:56

我都怀疑包子是真没语言组织能力。活脱脱的小学生

[-] yelantian | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 10:24:19

我6岁的小表弟都比他会说话

[-] NewBella | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 17:59:31

怀疑给人下药了，称帝前脱稿至少能正常说话

[-] Kind-Commission5994 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 18:06:33

村头泼妇骂街都比他逻辑清晰

[-] Pd_jungle | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 08:10:49

一起为热干面加油

[-] HometownSF | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 08:14:26

没那么低的智商，确实想不出来🥲

[-] Ok_Sea_9915 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 08:17:21

天天嘲笑包子的口音，包子最后恼羞成怒要得失语症了

[-] NarrowPerformer552 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 08:36:59

金句？新梗！

[-] PANZER_04061989 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 08:42:10

Top1：我看看我準備的這個本本兒上有沒有這個內容

不同意的請舉手

[-] ProhibitComment | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:07:24

没有

[-] Classic_Objective831 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:26:15

没有

[-] Kwan_LHK | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 09:03:06

睡大觉！

[-] Kwan_LHK | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 09:03:16

不同意的代表请举手

[-] Tienxen | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 09:03:25

我覺得如果宣傳部現在真的想黑他，那現在就該開足馬力把這些金句渲染得舉國皆知。而且要極盡吹捧，尬吹硬吹，讓人們意識到他不過是個讓人道路以目指鹿為馬的角色，志大才疏。

[-] Tsingywan | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 23:49:23

抖音上确实把这一段在宣传，我就是在抖音上看到的。

[-] tsukumokana | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 09:11:29

活剥浪人

[-] slsrytdybzwzmq | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 09:41:30

金金金金金金金句

[-] Pooh8964 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 09:42:32

撸起袖子加油干两手都要抓，两手都要硬

[-] 105VS106 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 09:53:08

平子出口成典

[-] Severe-Arugula8204 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 09:59:04

萨

[-] Xingping8964 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 10:14:31

举头三尺有刑平

[-] Zealousideal_Soup472 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 10:39:07

整天开表彰会冲喜，，死活不敢面对现实

[-] renop4 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 10:52:28

这个宇宙太疯狂

[-] ProhibitComment | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:08:04

大海掀翻小池塘

[-] XiYiZun1953 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:36:14

头上三尺有神明

[-] TheKnoboooo | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 19:06:00

爱吃馅饼谷爱凌

[-] jjking_Zigang-Liao | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 11:08:01

灭亡有好处，可以做肥料

[-] clearloveB7 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 11:26:06

“不要金山银山，只要绿水青山” “要甘当小学生，不懂就问，不耻下问”

[-] atombay | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:06:02

以上都欠平子怀念

[-] Gree0n | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:48:06

豆豆包儿

[-] Classic_Objective831 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:48:29

馅饼~

[-] jiangjindong | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 12:53:17

活剥冰墩墩

[-] Vast_Spite8928 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 13:00:07

主席语录这块各位属实是拿下了

[-] hikikaya777 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 14:35:57

包子什么烂梗之王

[-] SelectionMiddle529 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 14:36:14

習近平愛吃包子，怪零愛吃餡餅，歪果仁愛吃餃子，上海人愛吃黑人，中國人愛吃蝙蝠

[-] qianbbbbb | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 14:41:55

新梗发布会

[-] xijinping_xi | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 14:56:34

香喷喷的豆包儿-，哼哼-，豆包儿，啊，怪零喜欢吃馅饼，外国人也喜欢吃饺子

[-] Zealousideal_Soup472 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 16:09:05

有种烽火戏诸侯的意思了，，要么他真的稳如泰山要么已经失心疯

[-] flajjimier | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 17:19:23

不爱国就滚汉奸死妈

[-] ElectronicAd9064 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 18:17:46

是个硬菜

[-] Brutus831201 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 18:49:18

一師是個女子學校、傷害是個2500萬的大城市…

[-] langlangzi | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 20:32:43

香喷喷的豆包儿啊

[-] sanjo2733 | 1 points | Apr 08 2022 21:36:50

共产党的节目效果确实好的批爆，上海一堆人快没饭吃了，北京却在开表彰大会

[-] WingRevolutionary533 | 1 points | Apr 09 2022 03:52:00

一把锄头映初心，十里山路不换肩。