ShowMeThePath_1 | 1 points | Apr 04 2022 23:55:38

速报：上海单日破万了

https://i.redd.it/fe1q2zrmolr81.jpg

[-] Competitive_Bonus_86 | 1 points | Apr 04 2022 23:57:42

那就再封一个月吧，连带着志愿者和PLA一起大量确诊就好看了

[-] ssouset | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 00:15:40

什么生化战场

[-] nancyapple | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 02:11:05

就等着pla大量阳性。不过穿着白皮呢应该不会

[-] chairmanXii | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 03:07:23

相信支那的瓦房店白皮

[-] cjmjohn | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 05:49:47

但凡一个pla兵没防护好就会传开，因为它们肯定觉得白皮不会有事因此也不做核酸费钱

[-] LobsterParty6916 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 00:00:27

这下赶英超美了

[-] ShowMeThePath_1 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 00:01:06

真不愧是我们的冠酱

[-] xiaoliu66666 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 00:04:23

这下真麻了，看来准备的东西都不够了，明天定个5点闹钟起来抢菜

[-] SnooOpinions1120 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 00:49:18

哪个app啊 我都抢不到

[-] xiaoliu66666 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:00:37

我这是美团买菜，我看公告上说的是6点开抢，今早6点闹钟起来都晚了

[-] Puzzled-register-880 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:04:54

叮咚买菜看看

[-] jiaiguo | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:30:28

寫個Python程序自動搶

[-] OddBird_S | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:52:49

反转了，python进程要24小时核酸才能启动

[-] Traditional_Yak7646 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 21:46:04

我已经让王晶写好了：

msg = "我是张局，快让小王把菜买好送到楼上\n"

jinger.send(name="xiaowang", msg=bytes(msg), time="NOW")

if delivery_status == LATE or taste == BAD:

         jinger.removeOrgan(name="xiaowang",  organ="ALL")

else: xiaowang.social_credit += 15

[-] ukafight | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:31:06

差不多的了，没吃的去冲塔

[-] kamidazo | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 00:14:56

开香槟咯

[-] George_the_Facetious | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 00:15:36

毫无节目效果，还以为上海火葬场单日破万

[-] wangbaozhang | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 02:52:39

反转了，火葬场关了

[-] kratos9394 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 00:17:23

这下土狗共如愿以偿了

[-] Free_Qingchun | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 03:28:33

土共此时超有成就感

[-] Embarrassed_Ad_7488 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 00:21:34

我还想着今天8964例呢，怎么直接破万了

[-] Beginning-Hold-1211 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 05:03:13

破万不可敌！

[-] ParticularIll9062 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 05:15:57

什么桑海女真

[-] wangbaozhang | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 00:22:32

通稿评论：虽然总量在增加，但存量减少了，共克时艰，上海加油

[-] Accurate-Ad-7624 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 12:15:09

新鲜器官的库存是吧

[-] onlytototo | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 00:30:06

268是什麼自欺欺人

[-] wangbaozhang | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 02:54:12

大国智慧，下一步改成危重病例、确诊病例、无症状病例、异常病例，累死大翻译

[-] chineseinsf | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:00:01

开香槟

[-] forever-cqqc | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:09:25

滬國獨立積分累積中（X

坦克油表加值累積中(O

[-] Born-Horse8214 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:09:54

🥳

[-] zhouziyuemeinv | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:15:55

喜报

[-] Broad-Mine-9400 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:18:43

好耶😆

[-] czczczxxx | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:38:29

阿冠回国服咯

[-] Kizuna_AI_verysmart | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:45:36

恭喜

[-] Sloetjes1121 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:46:14

Westernization

[-] MistakeTotal1294 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:48:35

这下东升西降了 我哭死

[-] dffgfh_4368 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 01:48:35

感觉最后要比香港还狠

[-] Potential_Grape_2877 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 02:01:09

踩啊呜踩乡乌宁额

[-] Specialist-War6193 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 02:06:11

恭喜桑嗨超越加麻大

[-] thepitchmanqwuf | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 02:19:57

我们都是神枪手，每一颗子弹消灭一个确诊。

[-] Otherwise-Pollution8 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 02:40:07

再探！

[-] Successful_Trip_2625 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 03:05:58

顺便说下，上海的无症状意思是没有肺部症状，就是哪怕你发烧到了39度，如果CT做出来没症状或者根本没做CT，你就是无症状。我真的笑死了，重新定义无症状。

[-] Paradise2077Paradise | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 03:13:51

你國特色主義式無症狀

[-] loadofthewing | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 04:43:18

武漢肺炎Omicron 本來就不會入侵肺部呀

[-] PlanktonFlimsy1499 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 03:14:32

冠酱加油

[-] daquanxi | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 03:19:04

公布1万多实际要乘以几 陈冠习：回家感觉真好

[-] flanders002 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 04:02:17

imggif

[-] Inevitable_Finish_93 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 04:15:26

大吃飽咯

[-] GkhinBowie | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 04:31:37

15號根本不夠用，出來還是生龍活虎的

[-] i_love_turnip | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 04:36:08

开香槟啦！

[-] Anaaser | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 05:25:34

其实新冠也就数字看着哈人 害不死人 最哈人的还是把你封在家里不给东西吃 活活等饿死

[-] IcyMall2446 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 05:31:37

我的建议是直接核平上海，这样上海就能实现全面清零了

[-] zee_pequeno | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 05:34:44

“金兵不满万，满万不可制”

[-] MaleficentIndustry91 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 06:00:56

阿冠，你要是能听到，就赶紧感染几个军皮丘八，给大家整个活

[-] pandaman36905 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 06:40:17

好家伙 沒見幾天那麼出息了

[-] xijinping_xi | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 08:09:08

干杯！

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[-] Winne11 | 1 points | Apr 05 2022 17:26:29

沪军都督府何时宣布独立？