哪位友友在故宫抽大烟

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[-] twwalhoe | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:19:03

别瞎说，这是俄罗斯把航空母舰战略转移过来了

[-] UBCS6666 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:22:15

超時空傳送海軍到陸地是吧

[-] feitelie8964 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:27:45

盟军会玩

[-] langlangzi | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 18:35:03

红警是吧

[-] Embarrassed_Ad_7488 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:32:25

🕷️国GPS有偏移，传送偏了

[-] Frosty_Ad3566 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:43:56

GPS定位是好的，下面的人传送歪了

[-] DavyJ0213 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:30:19

米國用GPS武器搞鬼

[-] tzf1003 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 16:04:26

拜登你坏事做尽！

[-] 89964 | 1 points | Mar 26 2022 05:49:00

什么GCJ-02

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 12:24:48

Kirov reporting！

[-] confr | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 13:01:01

Bombardiers to your stations

[-] Rx7Twinturbo | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 21:10:49

I'm a giver！

[-] Ok_Cookie_8459 | 1 points | Mar 26 2022 07:10:55

这下宇宙战舰了

[-] 2005002000 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:21:51

轮友，全能神友，紫薇圣人吧友：这是赤龙暴毙之前的征兆

[-] JAILINNANJING | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:00:53

什么大红龙

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 12:25:34

陈破空老师，我是您忠实听众，能不能分析一下

[-] UBCS6666 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:22:59

沒事，當今腎上在自己烤肉呢，別尬黑

[-] Nervous-Vast3183 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:30:52

烤（🔥摘）大腰子啦

[-] FrostingCreative1328 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:23:13

习近平在渡劫准备飞升了

[-] L3Gao | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:25:06

习近平亲自熏腊肉中，少话

[-] UBCS6666 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:24:24

什麼時候可以來點臘肉炒飯

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 12:25:58

方位不对，腊肉冰柜在故宫南方

[-] DisasterFine493 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:27:08

此祥瑞也

[-] SnooCakes4273 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:30:55

是不是臘爺爺復活了?

中國有救了。

[-] UBCS6666 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:25:14

輪迴天生這麼不環保啊？

建議用穢土比較乾淨。

[-] edke00 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 12:04:06

腊肉：我复活辣，先飞点那啥爽爽

[-] Much_Protection_1243 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 12:33:47

他复活的话应该是纪念堂冒烟才对

[-] Broad-Mine-9400 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:33:12

🍾️否？

[-] Kindly-Key5096 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:33:50

平子：冒傻气中，少话

[-] Own_Strain_9016 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:35:14

平子知道自己大限将至吸嗨了等死

[-] Cool-Air-4439 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:41:03

待本仙算一算

大祥瑞也，落花不是无情物，化作春泥更护花。今春火烧故宫，焚旧浴新也。陛下，旧罗马共和国成为帝国后，横霸一方，如日中天。今中华共和国已老朽，而帝国气象如春逢雷，生机勃勃。一如过去罗马。陛下，登基吧。

[-] EtirnoxMC | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 13:43:19

登基之后，圣上他要取什么年号？国号也要得改一改了，若不改的话就不符合咱们帝国现在的状态。

[-] AdCreative8674 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 15:20:07

慶豐

[-] langlangzi | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 18:37:26

平子：说清楚点，你让我登啥？

[-] Ok_Cookie_8459 | 1 points | Mar 26 2022 07:11:56

干吧阁下！

[-] Immediate-Deer-5015 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:48:55

生化危机：天安门行动

[-] UBCS6666 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:26:04

這下天安門碾喪屍了

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 12:27:27

我Call of Duty Cold War呢？

[-] Real__XiJinPing | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:53:57

饿了，整点烧烤

[-] shikinpin | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:58:46

做饭中，少话

[-] JetBule | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 10:58:55

这是腊肉爆气开大了

[-] WTF_Lilbri185 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:03:41

蛤蟆丸渡劫了

[-] Nomadic_Freeman | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:19:06

十年大烧烤，嗯造两脚羊？

[-] Beautiful-Walrus465 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:21:56

平子：政治局组团开飞趴呢，勿扰。

[-] Xingping8964 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:28:16

刑平：吃烧烤呢，别大惊小怪

[-] Qzjsjswvooooz-1 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:31:22

这下火烧紫禁了

[-] CesareBorgia- | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:36:24

我已然不抽大烟，改吸白面了

[-] Old-Feeling4516 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:44:57

这样吃番茄炒蛋，不怕美军燃烧弹吗？

[-] ProhibitComment | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:50:03

可能腊肉刚复活，抽根华子爽爽

[-] Ashamed-Treacle-8106 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 11:50:42

瓶子飞个叶子哈个草怎么你了？

[-] nggggerjager | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 12:15:26

故宫大烧烤！

[-] 198y | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 12:52:21

u/savevideo

[-] Jonic_Ymg | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 13:16:34

天降祥瑞了属于是

[-] MaleficentIndustry91 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 13:46:49

莉卡酱，得手了说一声啊

[-] HarryCallahan1225 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 13:52:53

烤熊掌呢，勿擾

[-] DuneMeow | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 14:32:01

瓶子献忠附体把娘娘烤了

[-] Usual_Sand_6285 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 14:51:49

反转了，是媛子笑不出来，平子搁这儿效仿周幽王烽火戏诸侯呢

[-] b1ackbird_ | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 15:32:01

我已经等不急探索灰城罗德尔啦

[-] xijinping_xi | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 15:35:05

我

[-] 8964xijinpingshabi | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 15:41:55

鸦片香啊造啊，吸完吐圈圈啊

[-] Opposite-Message-997 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 16:11:24

反转了是齐心放的屁

[-] DogKyo | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 16:17:31

反转了，是轮子在练功

[-] Beijing_cyber_police | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 16:27:22

2045年，北京保卫战录像

[-] Arisquotle | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 18:00:02

刑平:抽中南海中，少话

[-] freevpnonappstore | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 22:37:20

中南海中南海抽烟只抽中南海嘢
中南海中南海生活离不开中南海

[-] TooSmalltoJail | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 18:38:02

反转了，是平子在紫禁城大炼钢铁

[-] zhongxun8964 | 1 points | Mar 25 2022 19:13:15

事泄，刑平把阎维文烤了，配上甜面酱、葱、春饼，摆成一盘逼彭丽媛吃。

[-] DarkSpyCyber | 1 points | Mar 26 2022 01:53:12

什么本能寺

[-] twbluenaxela | 1 points | Mar 26 2022 02:29:16

我承认都是美国惹的货

[-] Annual_Student_544 | 1 points | Mar 26 2022 03:55:50

嗯造毛肉串

[-] chonglang198964 | 1 points | Mar 26 2022 04:07:36

轮友练功中

[-] BusinessIssue8477 | 1 points | Mar 26 2022 06:44:27

辽宁号开到中南海了