Hopeful_Tale_1934 | 1 points | Mar 04 2022 11:57:56

Ken-Sama: 大和魂洋人的末路

这段文字来自09年的4chan：

&rt; Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.
I'm a 27 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy, Persona series)
I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
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&rt;I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

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&rt;When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

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&rt;I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

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&rt;Wish me luck in Japan!
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&rt;Gomenasai，我的名字是Ken-sama。
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&rt;我是一个27岁的美国阿宅（对于你们外国人来说指日漫痴）。我在平板上画动画和漫画，用很多天练习画画，玩高级的日本游戏（魔界战记，FF，女神异闻录系列）。
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&rt;我每天都练习蜘蛛切，这把高级武器可以砍铁，因为它被折叠锻打了一千次，比任何地球上的武器都高级。我两年前获得了剑的证书，我每天都变得更强。
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&rt;我可以流畅的说日语，可以写汉字、用大阪方言，也能流畅的书写。我知道日本历史的所有东西，也知道并100%执行武士道的准则。
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&rt;我获得日本签证的时候就准备去东京上一个名校，学习更多关于他们优秀文化的东西。我想我可以成为吉卜力工作室的一个动画师，或者一个游戏设计者！
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&rt;我有几套和服，我在镇里穿着和服。我想在去日本前适应穿和服，这样就穿着更适应。我对我的长辈和上级鞠躬，尽可能多的说日语，但基本没人有反应。
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&rt;祝我在日本好运！

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2011年日本地震时有好事者写了一段Ken-sama之死：

&rt;The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, Ken-sama woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. Ken-sama live in a traditional Japanese house, he only rent a room though. The old couple is nice enough to let him stay in their house. Ken-sama grepped his kimono and wear it like a proper nihonjin, he walk to a window and smell the fresh nihonjin morning. "Ah, konbanwa anatas. What beautiful morning desu." Ken-sama zoned out looking at the beach from his room. Ken-sama went downstairs to greet the old couple. "Ah, ohayou ojisan and obasan". The old couple replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting Ken-sama. Although Ken-sama can not understand them, he easily could read what the old couple is trying to say, he is born with this talent. "Arigato." Ken-sama said, he then went upstairs to take a few things. He took a bokken and a katana, the katana is hidden in his kimono and the bokken is on his obi, this is to avoid being arrested by authorities as he was warned last time. Ken-sama will be going on his usual morning walk to sightseeing the glorious nihonjin country. "Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.
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&rt;大风刮着。7点，Ken-sama在寒冷的早晨醒来。他起床去厕所洗脸。Ken-sama住在一个传统日本房子里面，虽然只租了一个房间。一对善良的老夫妇让他住在他们的房子里。Ken-sama找到他的和服，像一个堂堂正正的家乡人一样穿上，他走到窗子处，感受着着清凉的家乡人早晨。”啊， konbanwa anatas。 多么美妙的早晨desu。“ Ken-sama从他的小屋里看着海滩。Ken-sama走下楼去给老夫妇道早安。”啊，你好，Ojisan和Obasan。“ 老夫妇给了他一个微笑，继续做早饭，同时也让Ken-sama来吃。虽然Ken-sama不能理解他们，他利用天赋轻松的理解了老夫妇想说什么。”Arigato。“Ken-sama说。然后他就走上楼拿东西。他拿了一把木刀和一把蜘蛛切，蜘蛛切藏在和服里，木刀放到带子上，以防进局子，他已经被警告过一次了。Ken-sama将去每天早上例行的散步，以观赏这个伟大的霓虹人的国家。"Itadakimasu obasan and ojisan",老夫妇给了他一个混有微笑和轻微的困扰的表情。
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&rt;Ken-sama reached the park near the beach, he like to watch kids playing as it is a something that can warm his pure heart. Suddenly, a sudden tremor. No, it's more terrifying than that, it's an earthquake, a huge one. The ground was shaking and beginning to crack, Ken-sama look at the children, they were running away terrified, "minna san! do not run around! Stay in place!" The kids couldn't understand what he was saying, he gestured what he was trying to say, he ordered the kids to stay in the middle of the park as it is too dangerous. But that was Ken-sama's mistake, he look at the beach from afar. It was huge, a tsunami is coming. Ken-sama widened his eyes and look at the children and yelled every Japanese word he knew "Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! Run away minna-san!" The children ran away, the wave is coming, it was at least 100ft tall. Ken-sama was ashamed with himself, he should have anticipated this, if he did the children would be far away by now. "sumimasen mina-san, it was my mistake", he took his hidden katana and dual wield with the bokken and katana. As he ran towards the tsunami trying to stop it, he uttered his last words. "Arigatou obasan, ojisan. For taking care of me" The wave rise even higher. A shout is heard; "Nippon banzai!".
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Ken-sama走到海滩附近的公园，他喜欢看小孩玩耍，这可以让他纯洁的心灵温暖。突然来了一阵抖动。不，比抖动更可怕，是地震，一个大地震。大地在颤抖、裂解，Ken-sama看着抱头鼠窜的小孩们，”Minna-san！别乱跑！站着别动！“小孩无法理解他说什么，他就打手势，让小孩站在公园中间，因为乱跑太危险了。但是Ken-sama错了，他看着远处的海滩，巨大的海啸来了。Ken-sama睁大眼睛，看着小孩，喊出了他知道的所有日语单词"Arigatou gozaimasu! Gomenasai! 快跑，minna-san!" 小孩跑开了，至少有100英尺（约30m）高的波浪来了。Ken-sama耻辱于此，假如他能预判到海啸要来，小孩现在早就跑远了。"sumimasen mina-san, 这是我的错误"，他拿出了他藏着的蜘蛛切，一手持木刀一手持蜘蛛切。他冲向海啸，尝试阻止它，喊出了遗言：”为了照顾我，Arigatou obasan, ojisan.“ 大浪涌的更高了。一声大喊：”大日本万岁！！“