达成成就: 同时被国内论坛和冲浪TV封号

[-] ZH_Ray | 24 points | Feb 16 2022 11:05:25

没办法支那人就是支那人，有点小权力就恨不得能上天，哈哈哈

[-] 8964xijinpingshabi | 20 points | Feb 16 2022 11:38:57

蜘蛛最大特点：官瘾大

[-] AutoModerator | 6 points | Feb 16 2022 11:38:57

狗mod我操你妈，你妈大逼人人插，左逼插右逼插，插得你妈逼开花

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[-] ZH_Ray | 7 points | Feb 16 2022 11:40:40

good bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Feb 16 2022 11:40:41

Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

Or am I? You see, bot is an abbreviation of the word "robot" which literally means "forced labour" in Czech. Are we robots? We are told what to do, we often do something we don't want to. We are forced to do a labour. We're technically robots.

And as always, Fuck you.

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[-] ZH_Ray | 3 points | Feb 16 2022 11:41:38

Yeah well fuck you too bad bot

[-] AutoModerator | 2 points | Feb 16 2022 11:41:38

确实挺尬的，终于有人说这一点了。能看出来本sub想极力模仿隔壁bot的节目效果，可是mod又没混过抽象tv和其他泛抽象圈，导致每次bot出现的地方都极其的尴尬，有一种东施效颦强行幽默的别扭感。还不如直接关了，真的不好笑！

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[-] Pale-Bison-8717 | 9 points | Feb 16 2022 12:15:37

官瘾大的批爆

[-] AutoModerator | 3 points | Feb 16 2022 12:15:37

狗mod我操你妈，你妈大逼人人插，左逼插右逼插，插得你妈逼开花

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[-] [deleted] | 7 points | Feb 16 2022 13:16:05

我懷疑衝浪TV的人開始集中ban CLTV的活躍用戶了

[-] ZH_Ray | 4 points | Feb 16 2022 13:34:47

我从来没有在cltv发帖/评论，今天头一回

[-] No-Worry-2208 | 4 points | Feb 16 2022 16:08:35

封吧！全他妈封了，这里就黄天当立了！

[-] ZH_Ray | 3 points | Feb 16 2022 16:09:33

这下野爹起义了

[-] EscapeHouse_ | 2 points | Feb 16 2022 12:21:25

你干啥了？

[-] ZH_Ray | 1 points | Feb 16 2022 13:32:50

问题就是什么都没干

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 2 points | Feb 16 2022 14:19:01

我也啥都没干喜提野爹证，正在一一dm我比较熟的迪友让他们早做准备

[-] ZH_Ray | 5 points | Feb 16 2022 15:52:11

我要是发什么炼铜被封我活该没话

最恶心的是莫名其就封一个理由都没有，这你他妈的和王高飞有什么区别

翻了墙了还要做支那猪，大佐当年真是砍的少了

[-] AutoModerator | 2 points | Feb 16 2022 14:19:01

现在r/chonglangtv的那群迪友属于是傻逼中的傻逼，其弱智程度不亚于推特中文圈的民小，原创内容基本没有，节目效果也没有，甚至于深度和广度都一点没有，十年前的东西一遍又一遍地发，连葱轮都不如，葱轮好歹还会装模作样的分析一下社会经济，或者扯点别的有的没的的东西，迪友则是除了复读支言支语以外啥也不会。不得不说r/chonglangtv退行是必然的，冲浪在某种意义上玩的就是真实，而当浪人只是在赛博垃圾场捡垃圾吃时，其自然就退化成迪友了，感谢他sub的mod如此有自知之明，还整出来一个专有名词，算是最后还做出了一点贡献

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[-] ZH_Ray | 1 points | Feb 16 2022 14:34:29

good bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Feb 16 2022 14:34:29

Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

Or am I? You see, bot is an abbreviation of the word "robot" which literally means "forced labour" in Czech. Are we robots? We are told what to do, we often do something we don't want to. We are forced to do a labour. We're technically robots.

And as always, Fuck you.

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[-] [deleted] | 2 points | Feb 16 2022 16:15:56

你怎么也被ban啦

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 2 points | Feb 16 2022 16:22:56

鬼知道 gif

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Feb 16 2022 16:25:17

我怀疑隔壁mod组出问题了最近好多人被ban

[-] UnderstandingFun9317 | -1 points | Feb 16 2022 15:50:37

红迪封号有意义？小号不是随便建？又不用实名

[-] ZH_Ray | 8 points | Feb 16 2022 15:54:03

恭喜你，大部分支那猪也是这么想的

[-] UnderstandingFun9317 | 0 points | Feb 16 2022 16:03:41

难道不是吗？

[-] ZH_Ray | 7 points | Feb 16 2022 16:07:49

只要大部分人都像你这么想，mod的权力就会被无限放大，难道不是吗？

[-] UnderstandingFun9317 | -1 points | Feb 16 2022 20:02:12

问题是MOD有个鸡巴权利啊？我健个新号比他封得还快，我贴子也可以复制粘贴嗯发

[-] ZH_Ray | 3 points | Feb 16 2022 23:28:38

你甚至可以一下子建八个新号 gif

[-] Mechanialist | -3 points | Feb 16 2022 12:38:41

恭喜你和我一样喜提冲浪tv野爹证啊

[-] ZH_Ray | 5 points | Feb 16 2022 13:43:35

过去几个星期爬虫爬完了，登子说16号收网大的来了，吓得我赶紧退出了群聊

[-] AutoModerator | 3 points | Feb 16 2022 13:43:35

《大的来了》是荒诞戏剧的代表作。以几个鼠人苦等“大的”，而“大的”不来的情节，喻示人生是一场无尽无望的等待，表达了世界荒诞、人生痛苦的存在主义思想。它发生的时间地点都是模糊的，布景也是一片荒凉，他们一边等，一边用各种无意义的手段打发时光。他们经常显得头脑一片混乱，缺乏思维能力，尤其是极度地惧怕孤独。当有人询问“大的代表什么”时，鼠人们说：“我要是知道，早就说出来了。”

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