Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 21:53:54

新梗发布:大洗澡

大洗澡,指水灾。

实例:九八大洗澡,花园口大洗澡,郑州大洗澡,哪天三峡溃坝给整个南方来个大洗澡

顺带一个冷知识,从古至今大洗澡死最多的不是古埃及,而是支那,早在上古时期就有优良的洗澡传统

[-] lynxtrainer | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 22:20:38

好活

[-] cjly3 | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 23:42:34

建议大泡澡

[-] reddish-bean | 1 points | Jan 11 2022 04:22:54

對,泡澡,澡堂,不易被机器识别

[-] mxx333Qwerty1 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 00:04:50

这地盘属实费拉

[-] leftpussy | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 00:21:28

泛黄区以前三年一小洗十年一大洗

[-] kumaba | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 00:36:08

“百年不遇大洗澡”

[-] gameboyxx | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 01:23:46

郑州水库泄洪之后12小时才通知民众,共祸大洗澡

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 01:28:46

黄泛区本来就是洗澡圣地,不说远的花园口决堤,758溃坝,去年郑州大水全在河南

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[-] gameboyxx | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 01:42:23

房子淹了不是重点,问题是能够撤离却没有警告疏散

[-] This-Art-8707 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 04:17:26

甚至北宋还有持续上百年的大改道,偏离航线几百公里夺淮入海敢信?泡澡水溢出顺着另一个茅坑的地漏下去了

[-] ihsienChang | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 01:30:37

不是水上乐园吗

[-] hanegawa | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 01:32:14

还有海兰泡大洗澡

[-] GoodCossutius | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 01:36:09

史上最致命的大洗澡前五全在桂枝:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_deadliest_floods

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[-] Next-Fig-3971 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 01:37:18

不太行,建议改成大冲浪

[-] This-Art-8707 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 04:20:58

据758大溃坝的回忆录说,真就是大冲浪,睡着觉就整村整村被水冲走了,一村一村人在水里冲浪,眼看着浪头在前方摧毁一切能摧毁的

[-] workership | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 13:14:05

这下荷兰浪人了

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[-] Big-Blacksmith-5073 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 05:37:11

大冲浪可还行

[-] drlong10th | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 08:30:52

犯了sub名讳,不行

[-] Boushiyouchiyou | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 01:38:25

大潜水

[-] OishiiOnigiri | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 01:41:52

什么天浴

[-] Hongkongjai | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 01:52:48

浸浴樂/深潛樂

[-] Big-Blacksmith-5073 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 05:38:41

沉浸式体验

[-] BearKickFrog | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 02:01:05

长者发动了技能卡:水淹七军,现在轮到朱镕基对此技能卡进行检定,当掷出骰子的点数少于64时,朱镕基则遭受一次声望大损失,同时长者场上的人口减少一格,场地永久添加建筑【不稳定的三峡水坝】。

[-] BearKickFrog | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 02:09:13

桌游《屠支的艺术》,比拼场上的玩家谁能够最快的补完支那人口并且遭受最少的声望损失,当场上人口蜘蛛全部涂完或者蜘蛛的不满值达到极限时,游戏结束,屠支数和声望的比重最高者获得胜利。现已加入《支士尼乐园》扩充包,使用习维尼,王虎宁,薄熙来等新角色,运用最新的COVID-19卡包夺取胜利吧!现在预购就赠送腊肉水晶收纳盒和文革勋章。

[-] yajyupaisen | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 05:56:20

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[-] Zhinan-Increase9099 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 02:42:37

大泡澡吧,好听点

[-] Bright-Purple4921 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 03:12:23

万人浴

[-] YueNanJiZhe | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 03:15:34

什么澡子哥

[-] bitbitcoin123 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 04:02:03

蛤蟆非要搞这个三峡淹了几十万人的家不说,等哪天三峡一崩从湖北到上海都玩完咯

[-] Opposite-Message-997 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 04:05:10

什么支那水上游乐园

[-] Independent_Tip_3787 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 04:15:35

不如泡澡

[-] SPC-Official | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 06:05:39

什么奥斯维辛卫浴

[-] Green_Ad1327 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 06:25:31

南京大复活

[-] bOn-Skirt-karma | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 07:28:30

花园口没死几个人,支共抹黑的

[-] dut1s | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 07:56:56

单说发大水这事情,因为黄河携带大量泥沙导致河床越抬越高,所以容易决堤。决堤后就改道,最近一次搞得淮河入海口没了。地质环境比尼罗河差许多。

长江纯tm人祸,造三峡前就没听说过长江有水患。

[-] InternetDue7863 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 12:12:15

南泥湾大溜冰

[-] Dense-Rip-5423 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 17:46:59

时代的浪潮

[-] After-Preference6419 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 19:23:55

有本书叫洗澡,我还以为是大洗脑的意思