CormanIO | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 14:52:14

如何评价我

洗澡的时候一淋水总会忍不住尿尿，这一劣根性已经深深地刻进了我的骨子里，就算是我提前尿过也没用，只要有一滴它都会嗯挤出来。每次洗完澡我都会哭着把地板拖一遍，但总是不能释怀，一想到我仙女似的姐姐和妈妈也站在我尿过的地板上，莲蓬头洒下的水花飞溅，带起从我这粪窟泥沟的那根下贱玩意儿里流出来的脏东西，落到她们的白皙的小腿上，我都无比的自责，必须要狠恨地捶打我那根下贱玩意儿才能安心，这也算是一种救赎吧？我活得像个苦行僧。

[-] dongmoto | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 15:08:03

你呼出的空气不是直接进入她们内脏了

[-] saobihater | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 15:09:47

甄宝玉

[-] AOSTOo | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 15:20:36

你拉的屎竟然跟你仙女般的姐姐和妈妈的屎一起冲进了下水道，你怎么对得起她们？

[-] ianhohkccym | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 15:27:18

眾所周知，仙女是不拉屎的，所以這個問題不成立

[-] GoodCossutius | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 20:45:54

拉开水白菜

[-] pussyshinapig | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 07:27:23

拉的冻洋芋是吧香啊造啊

[-] FurudeSatoko | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 15:37:01

用淋浴头洗地比用拖把拖方便。如果淋浴头是固定式的，建议买个可以拿下来的淋浴头，用着方便。

[-] 91p0rn | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 17:14:28

让op在淋浴头里打个胶试试？看谁怀孕

[-] bitbitcoin123 | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 16:21:17

你流的汗成分和尿液相近

[-] newlangren | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 16:24:42

一想到支女那臃肿的短腿，浓密的阴毛，屁股上的皱纹和痣，平时装出来再美丽的外表也不过是披了一层现代工业的皮

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[-] Maleficent_Bar1619 | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 16:52:22

good bot

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[-] mxx333Qwerty1 | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 17:02:43

阴毛

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[-] 91p0rn | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 17:14:48

还真是，化妆+美颜

[-] Ok_Card_8783 | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 17:02:27

我们会如何评价你？带着笑或是很沉默！

[-] 91p0rn | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 17:15:24

康康咱姐和妈

[-] zhiqu_irl | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 18:49:51

正常，等你能习惯在洗手池尿尿的时候可以考虑加入我们兴趣社团

[-] Mojingx | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 01:19:01

我靠，带我一个

[-] Arisquotle | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 22:43:09

让我线下评价一下你的姐姐

[-] Unlucky-Addition312 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 02:39:18

我洗澡的时候一直尿地上啊，怎么了？

[-] Unlucky-Addition312 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 02:40:21

还有你试试买个可以调水压的淋浴头，开到最强的一档对着马眼冲，会想尿尿 我每次这么洗鸡鸡都会尿出来

[-] supershina | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 04:25:09

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[-] Opposite-Message-997 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 05:00:19

下次风吕的时候脱个粪试试gif

[-] pussyshinapig | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 07:28:55

你的尿一样进入下水道有啥区别？难不成你的尿天花板

[-] PossibilityJolly6702 | 1 points | Jan 10 2022 08:08:48

建议下次直接尿你姐和妈身上，省去中间商赚差价