xidada2021 | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 04:26:52

简单烤个肉

https://i.redd.it/vltpui9mala81.jpg

[-] mxx333Qwerty1 | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 04:49:07

海鲜批酒

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 04:49:07

它有个海鲜批
当它去Lady M时，白带可以当吞拿酱
当它吃巧克力可颂时，可以拿牛角自慰
当它吃火锅时，淫水可以当汤底
老中医让它忌口，它却说不用忌批
无论它是鲑鱼味批还是沙丁味批
它可以发黑发霉，也可以是迪奭尼在逃鲱鱼批
幸好，它有个海鲜批

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[-] GreenNerve | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 04:59:51

你是那个妇科医生吗？你做手术吗？你做饭时用手术刀切肉吗？

[-] Key-Mud-6810 | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 07:37:56

偷偷告诉你，烤盘最好不要挡在气罐上面免得过热

[-] kenny114514 | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 07:50:04

一眼澳老嗨

[-] matterrun | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 11:38:02

警官，哪个单位的，有空聚一聚

[-] Comfortable_Coach_16 | 1 points | Jan 09 2022 17:14:31

支持生活贴