《大的来了》是荒诞戏剧的代表作。以几个鼠人苦等“大的”，而“大的”不来的情节，喻示人生是一场无尽无望的等待，表达了世界荒诞、人生痛苦的存在主义思想。它发生的时间地点都是模糊的，布景也是一片荒凉，他们一边等，一边用各种无意义的手段打发时光。他们经常显得头脑一片混乱，缺乏思维能力，尤其是极度地惧怕孤独。当有人询问“大的代表什么”时，鼠人们说：“我要是知道，早就说出来了。”

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恁马列批，贺房伸圣？今儿个打的你乱窜靠恁娘！

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它有个海鲜批
当它去Lady M时，白带可以当吞拿酱
当它吃巧克力可颂时，可以拿牛角自慰
当它吃火锅时，淫水可以当汤底
老中医让它忌口，它却说不用忌批
无论它是鲑鱼味批还是沙丁味批
它可以发黑发霉，也可以是迪奭尼在逃鲱鱼批
幸好，它有个海鲜批

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靠恁娘，荷兰人没有好人坏人吗，我就是荷兰人，你真是马批活腻了我nèng死你个兔熊，你骂荷兰人，我逮住你，我逮住你马列批一jio踢恁娘肚里去马列批

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贵州和广西相比⚡那我还是觉得我们广西牛批⚡

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咱儿百儿京儿人儿可儿真儿是儿太儿高儿贵儿了儿您嘞！

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有点像广西佬

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嗦开嗦开，殒男仁来喽~！云南仁我云南神，云南二字可听闻，如诺动我云南仁，我们必定要你魂，云南山我云南水，云南菇娘是真美，云南树云南路，云南小伙都很酷，我哨你们都听闻，云南好客敢称神，云南风景美如画，来到这里战叱岁，如果你是云南仁，双击关注一起行，然后一起扣个爸，快手热门把他夸，顺便猪你一路发！

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说来惭愧，曾经咱也是那种蛆的一员，大概十年前左右吧，当时十几岁，什么也不懂，只觉得跟社会唱反调是个很牛X、很拽的行为，学着那些别有用心的蛆们，一起逢中必反…… 后来就渐渐发现了不对劲，因为我的生活确实越过越好，小时候家里只买得起自行车、三轮车，现在我家买得起汽车，吃顿红烧肉不需要再像2000年左右时那样花掉一天的工资，我为什么要恨呢？这里难道不可爱吗？我开汽车上下班，风吹日晒都与我无关，这短短20年以来我们普通老百姓的生活水平的飞跃，难道不该感谢吗？ 再加上美国种种的自相矛盾、牵强附会的言行，我开始静下来思考，那些自诩清醒、清高的东西们，他们说的哪句真、哪句假？还有美国的各种文艺产品的内核，有多少ZZ目的……渐渐的，我才发现这个世界和我原本理解的样子真的区别太大太大，真的是打开了新世界的大门。。。

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嗨呀，是迪友吗？

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现在r/chonglangtv的那群迪友属于是傻逼中的傻逼，其弱智程度不亚于推特中文圈的民小，原创内容基本没有，节目效果也没有，甚至于深度和广度都一点没有，十年前的东西一遍又一遍地发，连葱轮都不如，葱轮好歹还会装模作样的分析一下社会经济，或者扯点别的有的没的的东西，迪友则是除了复读支言支语以外啥也不会。不得不说r/chonglangtv退行是必然的，冲浪在某种意义上玩的就是真实，而当浪人只是在赛博垃圾场捡垃圾吃时，其自然就退化成迪友了，感谢他sub的mod如此有自知之明，还整出来一个专有名词，算是最后还做出了一点贡献

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Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

Or am I? You see, bot is an abbreviation of the word "robot" which literally means "forced labour" in Czech. Are we robots? We are told what to do, we often do something we don't want to. We are forced to do a labour. We're technically robots.

And as always, Fuck you.

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确实挺尬的，终于有人说这一点了。 能看出来本sub想极力模仿隔壁bot的节目效果，可是mod又没混过抽象tv和其他泛抽象圈，导致每次bot出现的地方都极其的尴尬，有一种东施效颦强行幽默的别扭感。还不如直接关了，真的不好笑！

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封建是君臣母子 君视臣如子 臣视君如母 无君无母 是孤儿也 王是领地子民和侯之母 侯是领地子民之母 天山是神话中的昆仑山 大地中央的天柱 女娲的下都 华夏人的起源地 全球华夏人听命 集结天山 华夏复国

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你行

我要把你炖在铁锅炖里，因为我是浪漫的东北壬！

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