mxx333Qwerty1 | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 16:00:03

原来大的要来了是这个

https://i.redd.it/hgvtl5bq1p981.jpg

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 16:00:04

《大的来了》是荒诞戏剧的代表作。以几个鼠人苦等“大的”,而“大的”不来的情节,喻示人生是一场无尽无望的等待,表达了世界荒诞、人生痛苦的存在主义思想。它发生的时间地点都是模糊的,布景也是一片荒凉,他们一边等,一边用各种无意义的手段打发时光。他们经常显得头脑一片混乱,缺乏思维能力,尤其是极度地惧怕孤独。当有人询问“大的代表什么”时,鼠人们说:“我要是知道,早就说出来了。”

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[-] mxx333Qwerty1 | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 16:01:15

good bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 16:01:16

Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

Or am I? You see, bot is an abbreviation of the word "robot" which literally means "forced labour" in Czech. Are we robots? We are told what to do, we often do something we don't want to. We are forced to do a labour. We're technically robots.

And as always, Fuck you.

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[-] Soft_Audience_3361 | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 18:39:13

Good Bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 18:39:13

Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

Or am I? You see, bot is an abbreviation of the word "robot" which literally means "forced labour" in Czech. Are we robots? We are told what to do, we often do something we don't want to. We are forced to do a labour. We're technically robots.

And as always, Fuck you.

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[-] DaiHaoRen_258 | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 00:19:02

Shit bot

[-] langlangzi | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 03:25:20

确实挺尬的,终于有人说出了这点,blablabla……

[-] DaiHaoRen_258 | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 03:44:16

这条是给删了嘛

[-] Key-Mud-6810 | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 03:54:58

应该是bad bot吧

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 03:54:58

确实挺尬的,终于有人说这一点了。 能看出来本sub想极力模仿隔壁bot的节目效果,可是mod又没混过抽象tv和其他泛抽象圈,导致每次bot出现的地方都极其的尴尬,有一种东施效颦强行幽默的别扭感。还不如直接关了,真的不好笑!

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[-] Ayanami_Ryu | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 02:38:57

fuck you

[-] lynxtrainer | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 16:44:11

凭良心说这种事情2100不算贵了

[-] bOn-Skirt-karma | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 00:20:03

可能家长就觉得一毛钱不应该出

[-] Necessary-Cut1753 | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 17:06:09

游泳馆自己也要加强管理

[-] Key-Mud-6810 | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 17:42:59

建议给游客都加上肛塞

[-] Soft_Audience_3361 | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 18:37:26

建议给织女塞跳蛋,给蜘蛛塞马眼棒,塞入满满的正能量。

[-] Flaky_Equipment7913 | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 21:22:05

骚灵调教养成

[-] DateKaname | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 17:15:47

噗叽啪

[-] InternetDue7863 | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 01:01:45

哆吧!

[-] DateKaname | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 06:28:25

老夫(两岁)

[-] gameboyxx | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 17:47:19

2100?21000还差不多

[-] Practical-Car-6240 | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 18:46:56

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[-] Sad_Progress4776 | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 21:26:12

不是全民小康?2100 能算錢 ?一口蘋果也買不到阿

[-] supershina | 1 points | Jan 04 2022 21:51:06

哈哈

[-] leo1gao1 | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 00:25:16

上法庭吧 这种事除非合同里说明白了2岁小孩泳池里不能拉屎不然家长没有民事责任

[-] Tight-Pomegranate-21 | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 02:05:43

2100都不肯出的穷蛆请得了律师吗

[-] langlangzi | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 03:23:48

还没有人给带小孩游泳的家长推销拉稀赔偿保险吗?

[-] kepreal | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 03:48:14

嗨呀我小时候拉过尿还好没人找我赔钱

[-] Fun_Contribution3051 | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 03:55:42

停业两天才2100,什么亏钱游泳馆🏊,这业绩趁早倒闭

[-] jay1sb | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 04:06:52

有游泳時專用的尿片,蜘蛛自己蠢不會用罷了

[-] Potheadwitbigtitties | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 07:48:12

不是有游泳专门用的尿不湿吗?

[-] Cindycon | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 10:14:46

这下沼气池1千米了

[-] ProfessionalBuyer517 | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 10:29:50

公共泳池不天天有人屙尿吗,谁又知道,喝点屎算啥,蜘蛛差不多得了

[-] Think-Lawyer-3002 | 1 points | Jan 05 2022 15:27:25

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