newlangren | 1 points | Jan 03 2022 17:57:41

How to get a clean ass in China?

Hey faggots! So I'm going back to China after being in SE Asia for the last four months.

I'm worried.

Out here in Thailand they got bum guns. Fucking beautiful, these things. After dropping turds, or laduzi (which I rarely get here due to better food safety ) you can spray your ass clean with a hose. Cleanse your anus properly. Get a sparkling clean, fresh, shiny ass.

Those bum guns are even better than Japanese toilets that just squirt water at your ass, like some fag skeeting his jizz at you. Those Jap toilets do have hot air that blow dries your ass, though, which is enjoyable, but I really prefer the bum gun, ass hose, power spray cleaning I get here.

Fucking China, besides the stinky squat toilets that make you crouch like some kinda fucking animal, those faggots don't even put toilet paper in there, let alone any squirting or ass hose type cleaning apparatus.

So how to get a clean ass? I'm only now realizing how filthy my ass must have been there and how dirty the majority of people's asses are there. Squatting down, using one or two small squares of tissue and smudging shit all around, WTF?

Maybe I'll just go up to the sink, cup my hands and splash water up at my ass. Although this might offend or frighten the nongs in there smoking cigarettes.

I'm also thinking of carrying some kinda device around with me, on my person, like a spray bottle, that I can use after I drop heat. Any of your fags know of or use such a device?

I anticipate more laduzi there, so this is important. How do you faggots keep a clean ass there? Any advice is appreciated. Thanks!