GreenNerve | 1 points | Jan 01 2022 17:50:30

为啥捞翔不对街上的监视摄像头下手？这玩意应该比井盖值钱吧？是没有销路吗？

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[-] FurudeSatoko | 1 points | Jan 01 2022 18:12:02

可能是没销路。井盖、公园长椅、铁垃圾桶这种容易被偷的是作为废旧金属卖掉的，监控摄像头卖废品就不值钱了。

[-] thenamewasused | 1 points | Jan 01 2022 18:15:06

这那么高俺们咋偷啊,咱捞翔又不是广西🐒会爬树

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Jan 01 2022 18:15:07

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[-] thenamewasused | 1 points | Jan 01 2022 18:22:43

good bot

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[-] Strong-Quiet8204 | 1 points | Jan 02 2022 00:49:33

Bad bot

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[-] lynxtrainer | 1 points | Jan 01 2022 19:29:38

这玩意没法卖二手的

[-] suckerking_ | 1 points | Jan 01 2022 21:43:43

看到摄像头就跪下了，咋偷

[-] Spare_Access944 | 1 points | Jan 01 2022 23:35:33

整笑了兄弟

[-] Nautilus20000 | 1 points | Jan 02 2022 01:45:24

摄像头里面没有值钱的废料，而且太容易被发现了

[-] paintingnow | 1 points | Jan 02 2022 01:59:49

你去偷試試。一個小時內把你抓了。晶哥不是抓不著偷井蓋的，而是不抓而已。

[-] Henry-Jekyll- | 1 points | Jan 02 2022 02:43:42

确实没销路，我之前在闲鱼上还有人免邮送了一个，现在在床底下吃灰

[-] furry199564 | 1 points | Jan 02 2022 03:12:46

卖不了废品啊，再说摄像头开着的咋过去拆啊。拆的时候不都被照下来了？

[-] Dramatic-Lunch2481 | 1 points | Jan 02 2022 05:50:43

可以买，能开发票吗？谁用自己的钱买啊？

[-] XiE2021 | 1 points | Jan 02 2022 06:55:29

偷之前：俺寻思这也妹人要啊

偷之后：俺寻思这也妹人要啊

[-] WordPurple7149 | 1 points | Jan 02 2022 10:30:28

偷了就被摄下来了