飞科电动剃须刀是真的垃圾

RegnitzRW | 27 points | Dec 07 2021 11:25:15

飞科电动剃须刀是真的垃圾

剃寄吧毛就跟吸大烟一样。寄吧毛刚剃完那是真的舒服，不但捣管子起劲，连睡觉都更香了，可一旦你不坚持每天剃那就难受了，寄吧毛就像一粒粒芝麻一样以肉眼可见的速度疯狂生长，过一两天就能蹿出个两三毫米。看着还行，但扎起来是真的疼，一扎就容易出汗，特别是我在工地上顶着太阳干活儿的时候，热烘烘的裤裆里前列腺液尿液汗液混合精液让软趴趴的寄吧紧紧黏在寄吧毛渣上翻来覆去地扎，就跟你妈烤脆皮乳猪一样！只有让寄吧嗯起来把内裤撑开来才能有半点凉快。

没办法只能用那快坏了的飞科电动剃须刀每天再推一推了，推完寄吧毛还要推胡子，可寄吧毛太嗯了，将就着用了一周剃须刀就直接给干废了，刀头还能转，但一转就发出像怨妇哭丧一样凄厉的嘶鸣，拿着在嘴边蹭了半天连半根胡子都蹭不掉！气得我直接把剃须刀狠狠地摔进了马桶...结果她还在叫！

[-] Anti_Zhina_Pig | 10 points | Dec 07 2021 13:58:35

引流蛆不懂，是典吗？

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Dec 07 2021 13:58:37

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[-] bOn-Skirt-karma | 3 points | Dec 07 2021 15:13:04

我觉得电动剃须刀体现技术的是刀头，你看看braun的刀头是德国产的飞利浦是荷兰，他们的刀头加工的非常精细结构也更复杂合理，不容易卡胡子，国产的剃须刀刀头全部大同小异结构简单实用寿命低，相反电动机身就是电池电机PCB上一些简单的电子元件，这方面支那品牌不算太差

[-] AutoModerator | 7 points | Dec 07 2021 15:13:04

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[-] SINOKITES | 1 points | Dec 07 2021 13:57:21

我在淘宝也找不着剃阴毛好点的刀

[-] AutoModerator | 16 points | Dec 07 2021 13:57:24

我今天自己刮了一下，卧槽，长的时候很痒，又痒又扎！

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[-] Open-Box- | 1 points | Dec 07 2021 15:39:56

嗨呀，是「卑微的尘埃里开不出花」吗？

[-] [deleted] | 0 points | Dec 07 2021 15:59:13

引流蛆滚

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Dec 07 2021 15:59:13

浪中央宣布：红迪已经成为半葱狗半引流殖民地！

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