ComprehensiveUsual53 | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 09:05:20

我出50w拿下邢平狗头，可有勇士出面接下此任务

如果真滴拿下，我再给50w

[-] kissby | 33 points | Dec 02 2021 09:09:18

先加个微信，我們微信細說。

[-] ComprehensiveUsual53 | 23 points | Dec 02 2021 09:18:58

微信xjpnmsl

[-] Big-Blacksmith-5073 | 30 points | Dec 02 2021 09:13:39

https://www.zhihu.com/question/421684966

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广西朋友杀个无名之辈都出200万了老铁。

[-] AutoModerator | 16 points | Dec 02 2021 09:14:37

贵州和广西相比⚡那我还是觉得我们广西牛批⚡

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[-] _President_Xi_ | 4 points | Dec 02 2021 11:01:19

bad bot

[-] AutoModerator | 14 points | Dec 02 2021 11:01:19

确实挺尬的，终于有人说这一点了。 能看出来本sub想极力模仿隔壁bot的节目效果，可是mod又没混过抽象tv和其他泛抽象圈，导致每次bot出现的地方都极其的尴尬，有一种东施效颦强行幽默的别扭感。还不如直接关了，真的不好笑！

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[-] te3bagmafia | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 13:27:56

good bot

[-] AutoModerator | 7 points | Dec 02 2021 13:27:56

Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

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[-] mohadethz | 26 points | Dec 02 2021 09:55:53

让俊平看见又躲地堡里不敢出来了

[-] ComprehensiveUsual53 | 21 points | Dec 02 2021 09:58:01

都躲多久了，真是比🐀人还鼠人

[-] mohadethz | 24 points | Dec 02 2021 10:04:47

俊平啊 告儿你躲起来没用 警卫班上上下下早就换上了我们的人了 要取你狗命就一句话的事

[-] Able_Entrepreneur481 | 23 points | Dec 02 2021 09:20:04

先付定金，用黑色旅行包放在天安门毛主席画像正下方

[-] ComprehensiveUsual53 | 20 points | Dec 02 2021 09:23:38

我放到腊肉画像后面了，你去把画像翻开就能找到

[-] sephi-esthe | 13 points | Dec 02 2021 11:02:39

什么夺宝奇兵

[-] ct_Gitcoin | 18 points | Dec 02 2021 10:35:18

国家主席还不如朝鲜通缉犯是吧

[-] ComprehensiveUsual53 | 11 points | Dec 02 2021 11:57:04

我观得邢平面相，知道他狗命已时日无多，我只是想他死的再早一点而已，真就值这么多

[-] BinChillin | 14 points | Dec 02 2021 10:24:49

典中典之转包杀手

[-] houruximingze | 4 points | Dec 02 2021 13:02:49

给五十亿还差不多，这里可是全世界最难搞暗杀的地

[-] ComprehensiveUsual53 | 5 points | Dec 02 2021 13:04:43

说实话如果五十亿真能搞定的话他狗头早没了

[-] Naive_Owls | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 12:48:32

怎么联系？

[-] ComprehensiveUsual53 | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 13:00:58

直接在这里留下微信报名即可

[-] Ayanami_Ryu | 4 points | Dec 02 2021 14:04:22

xjp89648964速速加我商討

[-] cyber-immigrant | 2 points | Dec 02 2021 12:09:46

参见王爷

[-] fHAWKFS | 2 points | Dec 02 2021 17:25:02

能给50万BTC吗？

[-] Additional_Answer353 | 1 points | Dec 03 2021 11:12:34

这可是我们最敬爱的伟大领袖，得加钱