kissby | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 07:08:08

豆瓣集美破防了，哈哈

https://i.redd.it/kw1662crw2381.jpg

[-] Lucky_Ronin_777 | 68 points | Dec 02 2021 07:16:39

金针菇 海鲜逼 华夏锅是吧

看笑了

[-] AutoModerator | 41 points | Dec 02 2021 07:16:40

封建是君臣母子 君视臣如子 臣视君如母 无君无母 是孤儿也 王是领地子民和侯之母 侯是领地子民之母 天山是神话中的昆仑山 大地中央的天柱 女娲的下都 华夏人的起源地 全球华夏人听命 集结天山 华夏复国

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[-] sephi-esthe | 17 points | Dec 02 2021 08:08:52

难绷

[-] AutoModerator | 35 points | Dec 02 2021 07:16:40

它有个海鲜批
当它去Lady M时，白带可以当吞拿酱
当它吃巧克力可颂时，可以拿牛角自慰
当它吃火锅时，淫水可以当汤底
老中医让它忌口，它却说不用忌批
无论它是鲑鱼味批还是沙丁味批
它可以发黑发霉，也可以是迪奭尼在逃鲱鱼批
幸好，它有个海鲜批

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[-] Excellent_World_1202 | 20 points | Dec 02 2021 09:24:41

一下引流两个bot 牛逼

[-] Open-Box- | 9 points | Dec 02 2021 11:42:52

什么连锁召唤

[-] YueNanShuRen | 1 points | Dec 03 2021 09:05:31

难绷哈哈

[-] kissby | 55 points | Dec 02 2021 07:08:38

這下還把我ban了

[-] Statueofliberty258 | 30 points | Dec 02 2021 08:41:56

我刚被ban 就发了个织女

[-] birdlive | 28 points | Dec 02 2021 08:44:48

你不发也是ban，鹅组的傻逼母狗mod见到有冲浪系发言记录的直接永封

[-] Statueofliberty258 | 39 points | Dec 02 2021 08:45:34

什么黑五类

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 15 points | Dec 02 2021 10:40:35

批量发放野爹，哦不，鬼父证了属于是

[-] Quick-Accident2555 | 14 points | Dec 02 2021 10:40:07

集美：no chonglang allowed

[-] LaughterMaker | 49 points | Dec 02 2021 07:11:24

豆瓣母狗是这样的，支味爆棚

[-] Miyunli | 49 points | Dec 02 2021 07:16:29

去粪坑逗蛆干什么，想恰海鲜吗

[-] Specific_Job6294 | 29 points | Dec 02 2021 07:21:24

这个世界上真的有比共还不如的吗？支那人不算，支那人和共是一体两面。

[-] kissby | 18 points | Dec 02 2021 07:22:46

畢竟我祇不過口上說說，共是真的屠了幾千萬支豬，算上計劃生育應該有幾億

[-] Specific_Job6294 | 9 points | Dec 02 2021 07:37:21

越屠越好

[-] DecadeBodyBuilding | 26 points | Dec 02 2021 07:48:28

你这么想引起织女关注是不是喜欢它们啊。

[-] kissby | 38 points | Dec 02 2021 08:08:12

什麼小學生手段

[-] birdlive | 24 points | Dec 02 2021 08:49:07

你不挑事也是挨封，鹅组的母狗mod专门制定了组规，有冲浪系sub发言记录的全封，我今天在鹅组就正常讨论留一次言就被ban了，集美就爱跟irl的太监一起玩，还专门圈出来推荐了，哈哈

[-] softcapsules | 23 points | Dec 02 2021 08:57:16

什么天造地设的一对

[-] Able-Equivalent-8740 | 31 points | Dec 02 2021 09:32:12

中国太监守护中国宫女，对食了属于是

[-] softcapsules | 14 points | Dec 02 2021 09:57:31

男孩保护女孩

[-] PossibilityJolly6702 | 15 points | Dec 02 2021 10:23:11

什么婊子配狗

[-] GIALLOOGGI | 8 points | Dec 02 2021 12:51:24

天长地久

[-] Middle-Reserve4394 | 18 points | Dec 02 2021 08:48:54

“你们比阿供还不如”—也许你在豆瓣集美眼中的地位依然很高

[-] xujunping | 16 points | Dec 02 2021 08:04:36

海鲜逼绷不住了

[-] AutoModerator | 6 points | Dec 02 2021 08:04:37

它有个海鲜批
当它去Lady M时，白带可以当吞拿酱
当它吃巧克力可颂时，可以拿牛角自慰
当它吃火锅时，淫水可以当汤底
老中医让它忌口，它却说不用忌批
无论它是鲑鱼味批还是沙丁味批
它可以发黑发霉，也可以是迪奭尼在逃鲱鱼批
幸好，它有个海鲜批

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[-] DateKaname | 16 points | Dec 02 2021 09:30:34

看楼下各位的说法，如果鹅畜不ban人那某些人是不是就得主动去拉拢这帮母畜了？

还是强调一点，支母畜ban不ban人，本质都是支母畜，鹅畜更是母畜中的战斗畜，和鹅畜合流的废物亲妈必被菟杂三刀六洞

[-] Able-Equivalent-8740 | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 15:03:40

另外一个心得告诉精上脑的版友，瓣女在织女中往往也是外貌偏下的那部分，平时憋得慌才这么多心力在八卦组饶舌（其实心理机制上和浪人到墙外发泄差不多，但筛选诱因一个是政治性，一个是生理性）。极少数好看些的几乎一定会发自己精修照成为小派系中心。没有照片的那些你可以默认为上学时好看女生身边跟班的那几个土豆女

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 15 points | Dec 02 2021 08:04:57

什么突开沼气池

[-] Interesting-Card4105 | 12 points | Dec 02 2021 08:10:18

支持拷打母畜

[-] Boushiyouchiyou | 12 points | Dec 02 2021 10:22:41

支女的海鲜小批子经常卡壳导致一尸两命，不然哪来这么多剖腹产，怕它不知道提一嘴

[-] AutoModerator | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 10:22:41

它有个海鲜批
当它去Lady M时，白带可以当吞拿酱
当它吃巧克力可颂时，可以拿牛角自慰
当它吃火锅时，淫水可以当汤底
老中医让它忌口，它却说不用忌批
无论它是鲑鱼味批还是沙丁味批
它可以发黑发霉，也可以是迪奭尼在逃鲱鱼批
幸好，它有个海鲜批

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[-] ukpkmkk01 | 9 points | Dec 02 2021 10:01:16

母畜居然来宏迪了?

[-] Financial-Scheme7103 | 7 points | Dec 02 2021 07:39:48

真勇士

[-] Immediate-Deer-5015 | 7 points | Dec 02 2021 09:23:16

为何必须在中国杀？杀滞外支那猪不行么？

[-] kissby | 2 points | Dec 02 2021 23:23:25

可以

[-] Middle-Reserve4394 | 7 points | Dec 02 2021 10:51:10

豆瓣集美人人都超过s蛆

[-] AutoModerator | 6 points | Dec 02 2021 10:51:11

你是什么浪人？引流土狗 发不出资历你吗今晚就得死

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[-] suckerking_ | 7 points | Dec 02 2021 12:04:33

还真不如阿供，毕竟阿供真的屠了几千万

[-] Unlucky-Addition312 | 6 points | Dec 02 2021 08:30:10

海鲜逼

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 08:30:12

它有个海鲜批
当它去Lady M时，白带可以当吞拿酱
当它吃巧克力可颂时，可以拿牛角自慰
当它吃火锅时，淫水可以当汤底
老中医让它忌口，它却说不用忌批
无论它是鲑鱼味批还是沙丁味批
它可以发黑发霉，也可以是迪奭尼在逃鲱鱼批
幸好，它有个海鲜批

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[-] litree0319 | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 16:45:02

good bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 16:45:03

Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

Or am I? You see, bot is an abbreviation of the word "robot" which literally means "forced labour" in Czech. Are we robots? We are told what to do, we often do something we don't want to. We are forced to do a labour. We're technically robots.

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[-] Whythebanhammer | 5 points | Dec 02 2021 10:19:46

沼氣池突擊隊

[-] That_Necessary322 | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 10:49:11

海鲜批发市场

[-] AutoModerator | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 10:49:11

它有个海鲜批
当它去Lady M时，白带可以当吞拿酱
当它吃巧克力可颂时，可以拿牛角自慰
当它吃火锅时，淫水可以当汤底
老中医让它忌口，它却说不用忌批
无论它是鲑鱼味批还是沙丁味批
它可以发黑发霉，也可以是迪奭尼在逃鲱鱼批
幸好，它有个海鲜批

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[-] DateKaname | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 11:38:10

批发市场

[-] latiasmipha | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 11:47:08

就对匪共的杀伤力而言，一群织女不生娃可比一群蝈楠在墙外喷一百年大多了

[-] Glist05 | 3 points | Dec 02 2021 13:28:30

集美们也是官瘾大到批爆

[-] warriorwings | 2 points | Dec 02 2021 11:06:42

阿供是什么，不了解这种支语，有没有豆老嗨解释一下

[-] Sir-This-Way | 5 points | Dec 02 2021 11:31:03

是她们亲爱伟大效忠的中国共产党捏

[-] Sir-This-Way | 2 points | Dec 02 2021 11:30:30

所以浪人做什么了被她们这么抵制？

[-] Middle-Reserve4394 | 8 points | Dec 02 2021 13:22:35

我猜其实就是称呼她们为织女这件事

[-] Pale-Bison-8717 | 2 points | Dec 02 2021 12:33:28

我记得之前发生过狗粉丝去鹅组闹事的事，估计浪人被连坐了

[-] anywayXII | 2 points | Dec 02 2021 16:58:20

华夏

[-] AutoModerator | 2 points | Dec 02 2021 16:58:20

封建是君臣母子 君视臣如子 臣视君如母 无君无母 是孤儿也 王是领地子民和侯之母 侯是领地子民之母 天山是神话中的昆仑山 大地中央的天柱 女娲的下都 华夏人的起源地 全球华夏人听命 集结天山 华夏复国

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[-] SlowDelay5260 | 2 points | Dec 03 2021 00:04:58

我去给他们增加点工作量

[-] Social_credit_1984 | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 22:49:40

笑死了，节目效果这么好

[-] New-Edge-8765 | 1 points | Dec 02 2021 23:38:05

什么世屠会

[-] ziyouyizhi | 1 points | Dec 03 2021 02:01:43

金针菇VS黑木耳

[-] kissby | 3 points | Dec 03 2021 02:16:35

我肯定不是金針菇，不然可以幹幹你菊花試試。她的臭逼肯定有海鮮味就是了

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Dec 03 2021 04:38:33

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[-] Glum-Lychee6635 | 1 points | Dec 03 2021 09:58:40

支女想给阿共嗦牛子了