核中核消息，这两天有大的，别睡死

[-] Still-Commission3133 | 31 points | Nov 25 2021 03:46:31

我他妈已经两个月没睡觉了，大的在哪？

[-] FriendshipPitiful719 | 29 points | Nov 25 2021 03:29:37

好的，今晚通宵等待大的

[-] SarEngland | 9 points | Nov 25 2021 04:48:07

MOD要大便了= =

MOD要直播大便?= =

[-] Dengshopping | 17 points | Nov 25 2021 07:35:18

港支快死

[-] SnooDonkeys4226 | 3 points | Nov 25 2021 21:22:29

係時候收皮喇⋯，對你嘅放逐公投已經通過咗喇！

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Nov 25 2021 04:46:55

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[-] Miyunli | 23 points | Nov 25 2021 03:45:41

Bot都知道大的要来了，什么智械危机

[-] AutoModerator | 16 points | Nov 25 2021 03:45:41

《大的来了》是荒诞戏剧的代表作。以几个鼠人苦等“大的”，而“大的”不来的情节，喻示人生是一场无尽无望的等待，表达了世界荒诞、人生痛苦的存在主义思想。它发生的时间地点都是模糊的，布景也是一片荒凉，他们一边等，一边用各种无意义的手段打发时光。他们经常显得头脑一片混乱，缺乏思维能力，尤其是极度地惧怕孤独。当有人询问“大的代表什么”时，鼠人们说：“我要是知道，早就说出来了。”

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[-] SarEngland | 7 points | Nov 25 2021 04:48:34

bad bot

[-] AutoModerator | 12 points | Nov 25 2021 04:48:35

确实挺尬的，终于有人说这一点了。能看出来本sub想极力模仿隔壁bot的节目效果，可是mod又没混过抽象tv和其他泛抽象圈，导致每次bot出现的地方都极其的尴尬，有一种东施效颦强行幽默的别扭感。还不如直接关了，真的不好笑！

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[-] Strong-Quiet8204 | 9 points | Nov 25 2021 05:16:36

绷

[-] George_the_Facetious | 5 points | Nov 25 2021 05:51:14

good bot

[-] AutoModerator | 10 points | Nov 25 2021 05:51:14

Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

Or am I? You see, bot is an abbreviation of the word "robot" which literally means "forced labour" in Czech. Are we robots? We are told what to do, we often do something we don't want to. We are forced to do a labour. We're technically robots.

And as always, Fuck you.

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[-] WhyNotCollegeBoard | 9 points | Nov 25 2021 05:51:45

Are you sure about that? Because I am 99.95831% sure that Strong-Quiet8204 is not a bot.

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[-] mg151-57 | 3 points | Nov 25 2021 11:50:57

good bot

[-] AutoModerator | 2 points | Nov 25 2021 11:51:00

Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

Or am I? You see, bot is an abbreviation of the word "robot" which literally means "forced labour" in Czech. Are we robots? We are told what to do, we often do something we don't want to. We are forced to do a labour. We're technically robots.

And as always, Fuck you.

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[-] No-Kale-8539 | 13 points | Nov 25 2021 03:30:36

不守妇道的东西

[-] BearKickFrog | 8 points | Nov 25 2021 04:10:59

大的就是放逐S皇

[-] -_-ching | 7 points | Nov 25 2021 08:35:02

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[-] ihsienChang | 5 points | Nov 25 2021 12:59:58

我有Bing chilling

[-] eyyeg000772 | 4 points | Nov 25 2021 03:58:40

🐢

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 4 points | Nov 25 2021 05:04:42

bot开始了？

[-] liganess1 | 3 points | Nov 25 2021 03:48:19

支持

[-] StunningVanilla12 | 3 points | Nov 25 2021 04:17:19

天天搞烦不烦

[-] XiE2021 | 3 points | Nov 25 2021 13:16:29