它有个海鲜批
当它去Lady M时，白带可以当吞拿酱
当它吃巧克力可颂时，可以拿牛角自慰
当它吃火锅时，淫水可以当汤底
老中医让它忌口，它却说不用忌批
无论它是鲑鱼味批还是沙丁味批
它可以发黑发霉，也可以是迪奭尼在逃鲱鱼批
幸好，它有个海鲜批

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