lynxtrainer | 1 points | Sep 01 2021 05:43:36

十多年前的一个夏天，有一个西藏妹妹让我教她游泳

长得很美。在泳池里进行了亲密的肢体接触，却没有更进一步。只能说是年少轻狂，不会套路，不懂女人心。后来也慢慢的失去了联系，不知道她今在何处。

[-] AaaFlieas | 15 points | Sep 01 2021 06:01:59

有批不糙 罚款50

[-] lynxtrainer | 6 points | Sep 01 2021 06:04:09

那时候我还是个小处男，连简单的肢体接触都会兴奋到阴囊痉挛，面对女神级别的西藏妹妹早就乱了阵脚。

[-] AaaFlieas | 10 points | Sep 01 2021 06:06:55

还是性教育没做好，我幼儿园就跟同班同学互玩鸡鸡了，换我上已经糙上了

[-] lynxtrainer | 12 points | Sep 01 2021 06:09:16

你怎么不早十年来指导我们

[-] AaaFlieas | 18 points | Sep 01 2021 06:10:12

不行了，现在撸的只有2cm了

[-] cosmopolitanism_ | 3 points | Sep 01 2021 07:27:52

什么滑老嗨

[-] EvilRedCrashUs | 3 points | Sep 01 2021 15:31:47

这也太low了吧，要是我就提前打两炮，游泳的时候就不用担心射出来了

[-] lynxtrainer | 2 points | Sep 01 2021 15:45:10

没有射出来 是阴囊痉挛，就是一阵剧烈的蛋疼 你感受过吗

[-] EvilRedCrashUs | 1 points | Sep 02 2021 01:38:20

有时候尿尿会这样

[-] GlynaRoie | 11 points | Sep 01 2021 07:39:15

批瘾犯了建议去嫖娼，别在本sub对大家发情，我们只关注牛子妹妹

[-] AutoModerator | 3 points | Sep 01 2021 07:39:16

我有妹子送逼，我日过白的黄的黑的绿的红的蓝的紫的透明的

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[-] Pure-Tax7566 | 6 points | Sep 01 2021 08:54:30

在夜总会里端果盘，年入30个，勿念

[-] Glittering-Oil1587 | 5 points | Sep 01 2021 06:53:32

帅蛆滚

[-] workership | 5 points | Sep 01 2021 08:21:20

令狐公子，你还是说说你法拉利车上那两个藏族妹妹吧

[-] AmonOdins | 1 points | Sep 02 2021 05:51:55

不是维妹吗

[-] Palage420 | 3 points | Sep 01 2021 06:36:16

什么成人游泳节目

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[-] peroxideal | 2 points | Sep 01 2021 17:42:40

没有红色法拉利别想找什么藏族女友

[-] balalababaa | -1 points | Sep 01 2021 11:52:52

这歌我怎么没听说过？你八零后？

[-] lynxtrainer | 3 points | Sep 01 2021 13:45:33

00后死妈了

[-] lynxtrainer | -2 points | Sep 01 2021 05:53:14

西藏汉族妹妹，可以游泳的