还有不到一个星期登子的溯源报告就要出炉了，你认为联军会把哪里当作登陆主战场？

[-] lynxtrainer | 16 points | Aug 20 2021 04:42:49

怎么没有河南？

[-] HommeCasanier | 19 points | Aug 20 2021 04:45:08

空投是吧

[-] Ok-Oil4945 | 5 points | Aug 20 2021 04:46:53

Chronosphere ready

[-] PORTMANTEAU-BOT | -3 points | Aug 20 2021 04:47:16

Chronospheady.

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[-] nonsensiblejerking | 3 points | Aug 20 2021 05:03:44

bad bot

[-] AutoModerator | 11 points | Aug 20 2021 05:03:44

确实挺尬的，终于有人说这一点了。能看出来本sub想极力模仿隔壁bot的节目效果，可是mod又没混过抽象tv和其他泛抽象圈，导致每次bot出现的地方都极其的尴尬，有一种东施效颦强行幽默的别扭感。还不如直接关了，真的不好笑！

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[-] cheesesteakman1 | 1 points | Aug 20 2021 09:14:50

空投美国大兵vs动员兵

[-] guidejun | 12 points | Aug 20 2021 04:57:35

如果打建议从山东登陆我好箪食壶浆

[-] Palage420 | 10 points | Aug 20 2021 08:52:20

直接井盖传送法，从洛杉矶井盖下去直达驻马店

[-] kumabaKing | 12 points | Aug 20 2021 04:49:44

先把香港解放了吧

[-] HommeCasanier | 12 points | Aug 20 2021 04:58:35

我个人建议从福建登陆，先把最支的福建畜们屠个干净，而且能为背靠的台湾提供战略纵深，加上福建山地居多，共匪数量上占优势的陆军一时也无法驰援。

[-] BusinessCivil6569 | 12 points | Aug 20 2021 05:46:12

我就是福建的，到时候我把所有家当都捐了顺便去当带路党 sir, this way!

[-] NO1A | 9 points | Aug 20 2021 05:11:32

多扔几颗核弹就行

[-] Bright-Purple4921 | 9 points | Aug 20 2021 05:17:30

可是根本就没有联军😴

[-] xjpcnm8964 | 9 points | Aug 20 2021 06:05:56

赶紧可以从香港登录，香港人直带路带到林郑月娥家门口

[-] HommeCasanier | 8 points | Aug 20 2021 06:07:36

直接给港人装备就行了，共匪走狗和黑皮们一个不留

[-] HommeCasanier | 7 points | Aug 20 2021 04:55:47

广东选项里还包括广西、香港和澳门

[-] AutoModerator | 8 points | Aug 20 2021 04:55:47

贵州和广西相比⚡那我还是觉得我们广西牛批⚡

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[-] Foreign_Ad_9448 | 7 points | Aug 20 2021 05:37:02

啥都不会发生的，梦早该醒了

[-] Legitimate-Tap-7549 | 7 points | Aug 20 2021 06:11:20

把江浙沪和深圳打残就好，反正剩下的都是赔钱的负资产

[-] sephi-esthe | 6 points | Aug 20 2021 07:48:49

江浙沪直接拿下，简单划个新租界，天龙人早该收拾收拾了

[-] netking_sunxiaochuan | 5 points | Aug 20 2021 14:46:59

直接空降北京活捉刑平

[-] guidejun | 4 points | Aug 20 2021 04:57:01

打不起来的

[-] jingleonline | 4 points | Aug 20 2021 07:22:49

葱味收

[-] [deleted] | 1 points | Aug 20 2021 05:44:52

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[-] Longjumping_Cause_88 | 1 points | Aug 20 2021 08:53:02

不是早就出了？90页

[-] HommeCasanier | 2 points | Aug 20 2021 08:54:29

那个是国会少数党发布的

[-] matterrun | 1 points | Aug 20 2021 09:38:12

河南呢？去你妈的，这次可以看看到底左逼还是右逼是傻逼了

[-] HommeCasanier | 5 points | Aug 20 2021 09:39:33

河南怎么登陆？从你妈批里登？

[-] weiruoyu | 1 points | Aug 20 2021 12:21:55

没有广c，邓小平给个差评

[-] 99bane | 1 points | Aug 20 2021 13:33:01

贵匪只要不动台湾那就是大眼瞪小眼到支那内爆

[-] 1024fujihara | 1 points | Aug 20 2021 15:05:17

江浙和沙东登陆比较方便吧南亚战力有点捉急