感觉我可以跟D皇高高兴兴的吃顿烧烤，跟R皇开开心心的嫖个娼，但是跟高仿蛆真的处不来，只想请他们吃铁花生米。

[-] Puzzleheaded_Fan_391 | 12 points | Aug 19 2021 15:52:27

简单吃个和路雪的梦龙

[-] little_yellow_mouse | 8 points | Aug 19 2021 16:37:22

在D皇能摆脱观察者网的影响之前你能跟D皇高高兴兴吃顿烧烤说明你水平也就那么回事了。

[-] lynxtrainer | 8 points | Aug 19 2021 17:06:42

那我要怎样，把D皇屠了？他可是我们的宠物啊你忍心吗

[-] little_yellow_mouse | 5 points | Aug 19 2021 17:12:21

屠个什么劲，我对D皇这人的态度就是正常的交流可以有但撸串这种密切的就算了。

[-] lynxtrainer | 6 points | Aug 19 2021 17:14:00

这算什么密切的又不是睡觉

[-] eleewave | 4 points | Aug 19 2021 17:51:38

如果逆練姨學的入棺人也能當寵物的話那你大可以去支吶隨便撈

[-] eleewave | 4 points | Aug 19 2021 17:53:59

你要說吃烤串吃一半把簽子捅他嘴裡那當然純屬口嗨，但是這種人在我面前出現不爆揍一頓那我就屬實費拉不堪了

[-] lynxtrainer | 7 points | Aug 19 2021 19:31:42

不至于吧，D皇其实还是挺可爱的，一个小挫胖子的形象跃然脑海

[-] XiJinpingShaBi | 2 points | Aug 19 2021 22:42:11

我爱把他幻想成牛子妹妹傲娇

[-] lynxtrainer | 4 points | Aug 19 2021 22:43:31

手指这么粗的牛子妹妹谁下的去吊

[-] XiJinpingShaBi | 1 points | Aug 19 2021 22:54:34

傲娇还是很适合形容他的

[-] anti-shina | 6 points | Aug 19 2021 20:28:21

本大佐吃饭看到对面有头豚就反胃，平时下馆子听到普通话和支豚特有的尖笑声就离那店远远的，就怕听到支江新宇忍不住暴起献起来，要闻到D蛆那股支豚肥蛆特有的臭味怕是腰间的蜘蛛切都要嘎嘎作响，三秒不到刀鞘都要震碎

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什么冲浪源赖光

[-] Ok-Beautiful-3496 | 4 points | Aug 19 2021 16:36:03

细嗦怎么嫖

[-] SheJeanPin | 3 points | Aug 19 2021 17:09:27

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[-] superusr_ | 1 points | Aug 19 2021 15:55:02

为什么不和d嫖娼，是不是看起d

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[-] lynxtrainer | 6 points | Aug 19 2021 15:59:14

D皇不敢去啊，有点废了

[-] XianZhongIsAMyth | -8 points | Aug 20 2021 00:01:34

有什么不敢。价钱合适就行

[-] sagerking_ | 1 points | Aug 19 2021 21:45:02

找个猪圈和里面的猪共进晚餐也是一样的效果

[-] PlusBoth | -19 points | Aug 19 2021 16:22:28

姨左逼本来就是粉蛆变种之一，姨左配粉蛆D皇天造地和

[-] kumaba | 10 points | Aug 19 2021 17:14:46

快睡吧

[-] lynxtrainer | 9 points | Aug 19 2021 16:23:16

翻墙穷蛆滚

[-] fengfubuffalo | 11 points | Aug 19 2021 16:48:30

引流蛆滚

[-] PlusBoth | -13 points | Aug 19 2021 16:27:11

反智粉蛆滚

[-] PlanBoth | 14 points | Aug 19 2021 16:59:57

帽子滥发屏蔽蛆滚

[-] XiJinpingShaBi | 12 points | Aug 19 2021 17:03:36

D皇对逆民说：粉你妈

[-] XianZhongIsAMyth | 0 points | Aug 20 2021 00:10:42

以后不要贪方便说逆民。当逆民天经地义。就是反对统治者的。而逆向民族主义者，是天地不容，天诛地灭。