灣友們，大的來了別睡太死

[-] lbingl1 | 48 points | Aug 17 2021 11:13:38

湾友们速速参军反攻大陆，解放沦陷区灾胞！😭😭😭

[-] Aidenfred | 57 points | Aug 17 2021 11:26:20

湾友：是他国灾胞不是我国灾胞，管不了了

[-] XiJinpingShaBi | 38 points | Aug 17 2021 11:27:53

三民主义狂暴轰入中南海

[-] loneliness_tim21 | 14 points | Aug 17 2021 12:03:59

什麼別樣的正統大戰

[-] IAmBlueTW | 30 points | Aug 17 2021 11:52:15

他國事務台灣無權頤使氣指

[-] gameboyxx | 43 points | Aug 17 2021 11:58:42

去推特看了一下，美国在台湾的确是有三万驻军，不过是从1954到1979，这个参议员跟天朝人大的水平也差不多。

[-] AutoModerator | 42 points | Aug 17 2021 11:07:39

《大的来了》是荒诞戏剧的代表作。以几个鼠人苦等“大的”，而“大的”不来的情节，喻示人生是一场无尽无望的等待，表达了世界荒诞、人生痛苦的存在主义思想。它发生的时间地点都是模糊的，布景也是一片荒凉，他们一边等，一边用各种无意义的手段打发时光。他们经常显得头脑一片混乱，缺乏思维能力，尤其是极度地惧怕孤独。当有人询问“大的代表什么”时，鼠人们说：“我要是知道，早就说出来了。”

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[-] yuqqwechat | 18 points | Aug 17 2021 13:30:50

good bot

[-] AutoModerator | 14 points | Aug 17 2021 13:30:50

Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

Or am I? You see, bot is an abbreviation of the word "robot" which literally means "forced labour" in Czech. Are we robots? We are told what to do, we often do something we don't want to. We are forced to do a labour. We're technically robots.

And as always, Fuck you.

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[-] yuqqwechat | 12 points | Aug 17 2021 13:32:03

bad bot

[-] AutoModerator | 16 points | Aug 17 2021 13:32:03

确实挺尬的，终于有人说这一点了。能看出来本sub想极力模仿隔壁bot的节目效果，可是mod又没混过抽象tv和其他泛抽象圈，导致每次bot出现的地方都极其的尴尬，有一种东施效颦强行幽默的别扭感。还不如直接关了，真的不好笑！

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[-] Necessary-Cut1753 | 9 points | Aug 17 2021 16:31:20

这波特话真多

[-] Turbulent_Appeal8097 | 8 points | Aug 17 2021 15:17:23

没教养的东西

[-] BusinessCivil6569 | 6 points | Aug 17 2021 17:03:33

能不能把good bot给改一下，每次有节目效果夸两句就尬起来了，建议改的简单点

[-] AutoModerator | 8 points | Aug 17 2021 17:03:34

Fuck you, I'm not a bot.

Or am I? You see, bot is an abbreviation of the word "robot" which literally means "forced labour" in Czech. Are we robots? We are told what to do, we often do something we don't want to. We are forced to do a labour. We're technically robots.

And as always, Fuck you.

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[-] wilhelm_ma | 4 points | Aug 17 2021 16:57:13

没教养的东西，怎么说话呢

[-] WittyRepublic3152 | 41 points | Aug 17 2021 11:29:54

建议湾友们提前准备好攀附装备、保暖装备和降落伞，以便扒牢美军飞机。

[-] Aidenfred | 28 points | Aug 17 2021 13:18:10

湾友为何要跑路，要跑的是沦陷区灾胞啊

[-] PlanBane | 25 points | Aug 17 2021 11:33:15

别看共匪嘴巴讲得凶，蔡英文总书记把绕台的共匪军机打下来，共匪也不会怎么样。

[-] Suspicious_Ad_530 | 3 points | Aug 17 2021 14:56:25

蔡英文啥时候成书记了？