河南小学生操大逼未遂被父母教育

[-] xialan2016 | 14 points | Aug 16 2021 14:32:54

看不懂求解说

[-] lbingl1 | 12 points | Aug 16 2021 16:30:34

开头小崽子叫了女的一声“姐姐”（jié jié），别的捞翔口音太抽象听不明白。应该是德国骨科未遂，这下成郑州人民医院了😅

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Aug 16 2021 16:30:34

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[-] LaughterMaker | 14 points | Aug 16 2021 14:35:29

河南人真几把能演，这也叫打？他妈不行换我来

[-] AutoModerator | 5 points | Aug 16 2021 14:35:30

恁马列批，贺房伸圣？今儿个打的你乱窜靠恁娘！

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[-] Gudlilio | 1 points | Aug 16 2021 16:20:49

good bot

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Aug 16 2021 16:20:50

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[-] Think-Lawyer-3002 | 1 points | Aug 16 2021 23:54:24

bad bot

[-] AutoModerator | 5 points | Aug 16 2021 23:54:24

确实挺尬的，终于有人说这一点了。能看出来本sub想极力模仿隔壁bot的节目效果，可是mod又没混过抽象tv和其他泛抽象圈，导致每次bot出现的地方都极其的尴尬，有一种东施效颦强行幽默的别扭感。还不如直接关了，真的不好笑！

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[-] NeyGorChowHai | 14 points | Aug 16 2021 14:47:39

捞翔的饼脸是真的大

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Aug 16 2021 14:47:40

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[-] XnochineseX | 13 points | Aug 16 2021 14:56:42

狗日的太草了，他不是他爹日出来的

[-] lbingl1 | 13 points | Aug 16 2021 16:33:00

小崽子他妈一直骂小崽子“你麻了个笔！”实在太有节目效果了

[-] xiao_piglet | 10 points | Aug 16 2021 15:35:46

回头就化身红龙，献了这俩

[-] NoMovie7281 | 9 points | Aug 16 2021 17:05:34

生肉啃不动啊

[-] stockerpunk | 7 points | Aug 16 2021 15:42:28

求字幕

[-] Sudden-Inside-1876 | 6 points | Aug 16 2021 15:53:47

就听懂一句麻勒个鼻

[-] AmonOdins | 5 points | Aug 16 2021 16:42:20

应该是陕西河南交界处的口音，陕西人一般说狗日的为gòu日的。

[-] HommeCasanier | 5 points | Aug 16 2021 16:45:20

付费内容在哪儿看

[-] Sccc_ | 4 points | Aug 16 2021 15:28:21

支完了

[-] BusinessCivil6569 | 2 points | Aug 16 2021 22:48:37

有无河南老表翻译下

[-] Think-Lawyer-3002 | 1 points | Aug 16 2021 23:53:53

前面人家发没有设置18到你发了除了棍棒哪有黄暴，你麻麻的我还以为是呢小崽子开大车🤬