fatfat559 | 1 points | Jul 24 2021 19:05:37

听完r皇录音emo了

r皇只是大孩子，r皇拥有了新玩具，r皇的玩具丢了

[-] fatfat559 | 7 points | Jul 24 2021 19:06:35

喜剧不过是悲剧的另一种表达罢了

[-] fatfat559 | 6 points | Jul 24 2021 19:59:56

我以前还以为av那种干一两个小时是假的，没想到是真的

[-] PlanBoth | 3 points | Jul 24 2021 19:30:49

你流水了吗，还是我太滑了？

诶，没插对😅

你里面好热啊！

如果吴亦凡约你，你会给他送逼吗？

怎么感觉我今天这么持久呢！

你动一下，我好累。

这个剧情还怪鸡巴有趣的！

我今天自己刮了一下，卧槽，长的时候很痒，又痒又扎！

你那个逼是可以自己收缩的吗还是不可以？

哟太快了，要着火了！

怎么射不出来啊，我已经两天没撸了！

要射了要射了！射了没啊？(没有) 啊¿!

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要射了要射了！射了没啊？(没有) 啊¿!

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[-] PlanBoth | 3 points | Jul 24 2021 19:32:13

靠嫩娘，狗mod怎么和我想一块了，good bot！

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[-] fatfat559 | 3 points | Jul 24 2021 19:31:36

你的🐱是自己剃的吗

[-] fatfat559 | 3 points | Jul 24 2021 19:33:13

你有没有被顶到宫颈啊

[-] PlanBoth | 3 points | Jul 24 2021 19:37:08

你们女生叫床是为了迎合还是还是，没事没事，说说嘛

[-] fatfat559 | 3 points | Jul 24 2021 19:38:19

你跟你初恋做的时候都戴套是吧

[-] fatfat559 | 2 points | Jul 24 2021 19:12:35

还可以69是吧 我没做过

[-] fatfat559 | 2 points | Jul 24 2021 19:18:27

你等下还有约吗？我本来还想加个钟的，我感觉你还挺能聊的

[-] fatfat559 | 2 points | Jul 24 2021 19:19:50

我喜欢女上 没问题吧 其实我懒得动了

[-] fatfat559 | 2 points | Jul 24 2021 19:20:19

哎哟哎哟这么紧哦

[-] appleslung | 1 points | Jul 25 2021 00:44:59

这下孤独了

[-] Xi-Jinping1953 | 1 points | Jul 25 2021 06:49:07

这就计入中华人民共和国国歌名单