地铁隧道里死的几百个捞翔支共要怎么处理？

[-] appleslung | 22 points | Jul 21 2021 12:45:16

众所周知支共缺德事做多了生怕自己身后下地狱生前死人化厉鬼出事，而且为了大国面子那些淹死的必定不会上报家属也必定没得交代，因此依本人之见支共必定会把地铁填上再盖个号称纪念碑的屎堆镇鬼，再过五十年后神秘消失的五号线地铁将成为荷兰的都市传说之一

[-] appleslung | 33 points | Jul 21 2021 12:48:19

《地铁2033》里有个设定，死在地铁的人灵魂只能在地铁徘徊，每到下雨天荷兰捞翔被困在地铁隧道里无法解脱的灵魂就会发出令人恐惧的哀嚎，据说当镇压捞翔的井盖山坍塌之时便是黄河决堤洪水吞没郑州之时

[-] Omaiii | 9 points | Jul 21 2021 13:32:27

男的变spitter，女的变witch

[-] SpiderPigeon | 5 points | Jul 21 2021 15:12:57

什么L4D1毫不留情

[-] AutoModerator | 4 points | Jul 21 2021 12:48:19

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[-] Exact-Mongoose-7910 | 1 points | Jul 22 2021 04:34:16

哀嚎的声音：共产党好~

[-] SomeWoodpecker5267 | 19 points | Jul 21 2021 12:44:17

想起文昭那首歌了。歌舞升平，白骨如山

[-] millrogue_fll | 19 points | Jul 21 2021 13:01:40

估计会化成郑姆斯特丹的一处尼伯龙根，里面住着井盖与洪水之王😂😂

[-] CourtierCai1991 | 4 points | Jul 21 2021 13:14:51

习死亡了 xswl

[-] MundaneAssociation71 | 11 points | Jul 21 2021 13:00:48

就不管了，睡大觉

[-] tuzhizhina | 11 points | Jul 21 2021 13:07:53

运到广西低价甩卖，还能促进GDP，赢

[-] AutoModerator | 4 points | Jul 21 2021 13:07:53

贵州和广西相比⚡那我还是觉得我们广西牛批⚡

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[-] Mimcat1234 | 11 points | Jul 21 2021 13:25:04

封水泥墙里

[-] appleslung | 8 points | Jul 21 2021 13:36:39

什么黑猫

[-] NeyGorChowHai | 9 points | Jul 21 2021 12:45:29

运猪肉垃圾车，请

[-] Xi-Jinping1953 | 8 points | Jul 21 2021 13:00:15

已经秘密处理了，报道人数永远不会超过50人，实际上要加个0，500个

[-] XijinpingsDeadbody | 8 points | Jul 21 2021 13:30:15

挖个坑，埋点土，数个一二三四五

[-] Responsible_Leek4448 | 7 points | Jul 21 2021 12:56:52

无聊，简单烤个水蜘蛛尝尝两脚羊肉

[-] sephi-esthe | 7 points | Jul 21 2021 13:30:46

巴黎下水道里有许多往生者的遗骸，河南的🚇也要复刻，这波是复古运动

[-] little_yellow_mouse | 4 points | Jul 21 2021 14:19:16

什么驻马店版catacomb，这下不瓦房店了

[-] LGBTQPEDO | 2 points | Jul 21 2021 13:36:35

UNESCO钱袋还能捂得住吗？

[-] shazhi001 | 6 points | Jul 21 2021 14:31:54

哪有？一共才死了10几个等于没死人超过两位数的都是造谣！

[-] Dear_Fly154 | 6 points | Jul 21 2021 15:45:14

要不你以为蛤和刑平的器官从哪来的

[-] T_F_Catus | 4 points | Jul 21 2021 21:25:55

泡过的不能用了吧

[-] LGBTQPEDO | 5 points | Jul 21 2021 12:48:00

今年肉串五毛一串，中！

[-] fatfat555 | 4 points | Jul 21 2021 13:14:16

香啊嗯造

[-] Hopeful_Tale_1934 | 4 points | Jul 21 2021 14:07:45

运猪车（李龙刚饼干）

[-] Puzzleheaded_Ad3282 | 2 points | Jul 21 2021 20:23:46

拿去喂猪

[-] Ok_Bike559 | 1 points | Jul 22 2021 02:39:43

肥地了呗，还能怎么招？来年又是丰收年～