LuMoonAkira | 5 points | Jun 18 2021 14:45:39

大的来了,国安内线带来新消息

据本人国安内线声称,编程随想在上海虹桥机场被习明泽用VX毒素抹脸,疑似习近平远程处决为100周年献礼。

[-] kowtow_to_meow | 10 points | Jun 18 2021 15:13:37

大的来了,习近平读完《共产党宣言》后恍然大悟拿起大刀就要自宫,在一旁心领神会的陈睿贴心地递上一把指甲钳声称杀鸡焉用牛刀。

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[-] lynxtrainer | 7 points | Jun 18 2021 14:46:43

用舌头抹的吗

[-] LuMoonAkira | 13 points | Jun 18 2021 14:51:04

用pussy

[-] akira99_ | 3 points | Jun 18 2021 14:59:35

哈哈哈今日首孝 谢谢浪友

[-] LuMoonAkira | 3 points | Jun 18 2021 15:02:58

据悉,国安已在世界各国交通枢纽进行埋伏,等待公开处决反华分子,震慑境外势力。

[-] AutoModerator | 1 points | Jun 18 2021 14:45:40

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